Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Thank you for having yet another birthday
and for being a constant reminder that I’ll
always be older than you.

Thanks a bunch, bro!
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite
My elder sister reminds me of myself
I know you must have been waiting all day to see a message from me appear, and I’m sorry that I missed your special day.

But you know what they say, my friend; save the best ‘till last!

Happy birthday to you!
The candles cost more than the cake
The cracks are finally starting to show, sis
Happy birthday to my dear younger brother!

Keep following your dreams, little bro, and
who knows… someday you might even be
as awesome as me!
Age may not be on your side
You're still the same as when we were kids
Happy birthday to one of very few of my coworkers who doesn’t irritate me or drive me totally crazy! Thank you for that!
I’m not late in wishing you a happy
birthday, in fact, I purposely delayed
wishing you well in order to prolong
your birthday celebrations!

Happy birthday week, my friend!
Another year older and no more mature
We’re a match made in heaven, my love
Happy birthday to you, my sweet cousin!

Seeing as it’s your special day, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I know your true age! Well, with us being as close as we are what else would you expect!
You’re really lovely now, sis
These wishes are short and sweet like me
From now on, people will refer to you as someone of a certain age, old pal! I wish you the greatest of birthdays!
Today, I’m wishing a very happy birthday to my almighty younger sister!

She might be little, but don’t let that fool you… she can certainly make her presence known when she wants to! She’ll never go unnoticed, that’s for sure!
My gorgeous girlfriend, you’re so lucky to have what every GF wishes for: a wonderful boyfriend who is also a built-in BFF! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin!

There aren’t many people I would choose to be my cousin and there are even fewer I’d choose to be my sister. Luckily, I didn’t have to choose between either with you as I was handed the 2 in 1!
My sweet cousin, you’re as dear 
and meaningful to me as any sister
and just as annoying as one, too!

May you have a fabulous birthday!
Happy birthday, my lovely boyfriend!

I’m sorry that I haven’t got a gift for you
this year, but let’s be honest, just being
able to see my beautiful face every day
is the best gift in itself!

You’re welcome, my love!
I didn’t think it was possible since you’re already pretty awesome but with each passing year, you just keep getting better and better!

Happy birthday, my sweet cousin!
Happy birthday to you today,
my incredible man!

You are the sweetest, kindest,
and most loving human I know,
so I have no idea what I did to
deserve a husband like you!

I’m a very lucky lady indeed!
Happy birthday, uncle! Always remember that age is but a number!

It just so happens that in your case it’s a rather large number, though!

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