Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my sweetheart!

You are my beautiful queen and I will
always be your jester, there to provide
the fun and entertainment to make you
laugh and smile!

Your happiness is the most important
thing in the world to me.
We’re a match made in heaven, my love
You're not all grown up just yet, little brother
All I have ever wanted in life was to meet my prince charming: a kind, gentle, caring man that would whisk me off my feet and romance me. 

I know that it was a tall order and I guess I could keep looking forever, but you’re close enough so I’ll settle for that! 

Happy birthday, my prince charming!
A teacher with the patience of a saint
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!

Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
You’re just like you were when we were kids
Age may not be on your side
Happy birthday to my cousin who
funnily enough happens to have
the best cousin in the world!

How crazy is that!
Happy birthday, uncle! Always remember that age is but a number!

It just so happens that in your case it’s a rather large number, though!
Another year older and no more mature
If you weren't my brother we'd still be friends
Happy birthday to my not-so-little brother!

Of course, you’ve had a great role model to follow but I truly am so proud of the man you’re growing up to be.
Happy birthday, crazy cat
These wishes are short and sweet like me
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is my way of revealing
That I really like you!

Happy birthday, gorgeous!
Happy birthday to a relative of mine who appears much younger than he actually is, mainly owing to the fact that he simply doesn’t act his age!

Your youthfulness is mesmerizing, uncle! I hope you stay this fun forever and never grow up!
Happy birthday to my spectacularly stunning and sexy girlfriend! I can totally understand why some people don’t believe me when I say that you’re my girlfriend because in truth, sometimes I can’t believe it either!
Happy birthday to you, my sweet cousin!

Seeing as it’s your special day, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I know your true age! Well, with us being as close as we are what else would you expect!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, bestie!

My birthday promise to you today is that I’ll do everything in my power to conceal your real age!
I was going to buy you a pretty piece of jewellery this year for your birthday to compliment your jaw-dropping beauty, my love, but then I thought how unnecessary it would be when you’re already as pretty as you could be!

Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!
A sister like you
There are not two
Which is probably a good thing
Since I’m not sure the world is
Ready for another one like you!

Happy birthday, my wonderfully 
Unique sis!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin!

There aren’t many people I would choose to be my cousin and there are even fewer I’d choose to be my sister. Luckily, I didn’t have to choose between either with you as I was handed the 2 in 1!
A mother and wife
The love of my life
You’re a gift from above
You’re my one true love!

Happy birthday, sweetie!

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