Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, hubby! You truly won the jackpot ending up with a wife like me, one that will keep paying out for a lifetime as you’ll always be stuck with me!
You’re older but more beautiful than ever, sweetie
May your birthday be a hoot, sweetie
Happy birthday, old man!

If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!
Nobody makes me laugh like you do, bro
You’re worth the effort, my love
Wishing you a very happy birthday, big bro!

Don’t feel down when people mistake you for my father rather than for my elder brother, they can obviously just sense how wise and mature you are!

It has nothing to do with the fact that you look about a million years old!

I hope you have a really great day, my dear elder brother!
The best gift you’ll ever receive
Happy birthday to an amazing guy
Happy birthday to my brother from
another mother!

Although we aren’t blood-related,
I still consider you to be my brother
all the same, my dear friend!

Wishing you but greatness in life and
hoping that you have an absolutely
amazing birthday today, bro!
I often wonder what the recipe is to a
long-lasting friendship like ours. I mean,
we’ve been best friends for such a long
time we must have the answer!

Well, when you give it some thought
it’s quite obvious really… We’ve simply
told each other far too many secrets
over the years!

We’re locked into this friendship for life!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!
You're not all grown up just yet, little brother
Today’s your special day, not mine
Happy birthday to my dear girlfriend!

How is it that you’re yet another year
older, but you look younger than ever!

You are blessed with a youthful
appearance, and I suppose I’m
blessed because of that too!

I hope you have a fabulous birthday,
my love!
A cousin sister who is utterly cool
My elder sister reminds me of myself
Happy birthday to my cousin who, as it so happens, has the best cousin in the world!

If ever there was a more suitable time to thank your lucky stars, it would be now! You are truly blessed to have a wonderful friend and sibling in me!
Happy birthday, my friend! Just remember, as a general rule of thumb the more gray hair you have the more wisdom you hold!
I know you must have been waiting all day to see a message from me appear, and I’m sorry that I missed your special day.

But you know what they say, my friend; save the best ‘till last!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my partner in crime!
Or should I say, my fabulous sidekick!

You always have and always will be the
absolute best person to have by my side.

I hope you have the most wonderful
birthday ever today, my dear cousin!
Today is a very special day as it’s my birthday! Please, feel free to wish me well, but most of all, don’t be shy to send me a nice gift!
Happy birthday to my handsome man!

I hope you know I’ll still love you when
you’re old and gray, which going by this
birthday probably isn’t too far away!

I’m sending you lots of love and kisses
today, birthday boy!
Happy birthday to my best bud!

On your special day this year, may
all of your wildest dreams come true!
On second thoughts, maybe not
your wildest ones… 😜
I often ask myself, what was it that
I did to deserve a friend like you?

Well, the conclusion I always come
to is that I must have done something
severely wrong in a past life to
deserve such a punishment!

I’m just messing with you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you!
I bought you a birthday gift,
But then really I thought
I should get you another
Since you’re so much more
Than just a cousin, to me
You’re also a brother!

Happy birthday to you, buddy!

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