Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

When I think about how long we’ve
been best friends for it just makes
me realize how old we are!

At least today is your birthday,
so you’re the one getting another
year older and not me!

Happy birthday to you!
Sometimes crazy but always amazing
Happy birthday to my funny husband
Happy birthday from the one person who
knows all of your flaws and imperfections,
but still loves you anyway!

In all seriousness though, your strengths
far outweigh any of your flaws! Wishing
you a day full of happiness, my dear, just
as you deserve!

Lots of love from your beautiful and
amazing girlfriend!
You must be crazy, girl
You're still the same as when we were kids
I’m wishing you a very happy birthday today, my gorgeous guy!

In the time that we’ve been together, you only appear to become more handsome with age. It’s a blessing for you, of course, but it’s also very lucky for me too!
You’re close to perfect
Our childhood memories will never fade
If I didn’t know any better I’d never guess it was your birthday today as you don’t look a day older, let alone a year! Happy birthday, my beautiful cousin!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!

Here’s to laughing at each other’s silly jokes until we’re well into old age!
May your birthday be better than your jokes
My birthday is loading
I know your secret, girlfriend! Out of all the messages you receive on your birthday today, I know mine is the only message you’re really interested in!

Happy birthday, sweetie. I hope your special day is as special as you are to me, and as special as I am to you!
Happy birthday to my wild and crazy friend
Happy birthday to my secret crush
Happy birthday!

On your special day, I want to thank you for all the wonderful childhood memories we created together! I’ll cherish them until I’m too old to remember them!
Happy birthday to my handsome and intelligent husband who has such good taste. I mean, he decided to marry me for a start!
You’re not too bad
As far as teachers go
In fact, you’re probably
The nicest one I know!

Happy birthday to you!
It’s no secret,
It’s simply a fact 
You can’t pick your family
There are no takebacks!

This is the reason why I’m
Stuck with you as my sister!

I’m just kidding with you!
Even if I had a choice
I'd always choose you!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
Happy birthday to a cousin who doesn’t
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!

According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!

I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
They say you can’t put a wise head on young shoulders. Well, you don’t have to worry about that anymore. If anything, your shoulders are too wise for your head.

May you have a fantastic day and many more to come!
Happy birthday to you today,
my dear best friend!

You, my friend, are a truly unique
guy and anything but ordinary.
You’re simply unlike any other!

I mean, for example, most
people tend to get wiser with
age but nope, not you!
One piece of birthday advice for you today:
count your blessings and not how many
gray hairs are starting to form!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

May you enjoy your special day where all of the attention is on you! Although, if we’re being honest you shine in the spotlight each and every day!

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