Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my friend! Just remember, as a general rule of thumb the more gray hair you have the more wisdom you hold!
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite
You must be crazy, girl
Age is just a number, but in your case it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday, crazy cat
Wishing you a very happy birthday, bestie!

Looks like all of the attention will be on you today, which isn’t any different from any other day really, is it!

I hope you enjoy yet another special day that’s all about you!
These wishes are short and sweet like me
A teacher with the patience of a saint
Happy birthday, my friend!

We grew up together, yet we still haven’t
actually grown up! I hope we stay young
and fun at heart forever!
People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
You're still the same as when we were kids
You’re not getting any younger, bro
It brings me great pleasure to be wishing a very happy birthday to my crazy cousin today! May your special day be as wonderfully weird as you are!
Happy birthday to my wild and crazy friend
You’re just like you were when we were kids
Happy birthday, my handsome hubby!

Of course I know I’m blessed to have a husband like you, but really you’re the lucky one to have bagged a wife like me when you did because just like a bottle of fine wine, I only improve with age!

So really it’s only right that you treasure and appreciate me more and more with each passing year!
Wishing a happy birthday to the best teacher of all time!

If you could teach all of my classes, it would be a dream come true for me! Some students would probably get bored of you, but not me, I think you’re swell!

And no, I’m not being sarcastic! It’s all true, straight from the heart!

I hope you have a magnificent birthday today, teach!
Happy birthday to my younger sister who a lot of people think is actually my elder sister!

I’m sure it’s only because you’re so wise and mature that people think you’re older than me anyway, sis! Either that or I just seem super young and immature!
It has taken years of practice to become this wonderful!
Happy birthday, old man!

Gray hairs may be emerging and
wrinkles starting to form but try and
enjoy your special day all the same!
Laughing at each other or laughing
together, you’ll always be the person
I’ll most enjoy sharing life’s funniest
moments with!

Happy birthday, my sweet cousin!
Happy birthday, little brother! 

Seeing what an honor it must be 
having a fabulous sister like me, 
I didn’t think it was necessary to 
get you any other gift this year!
Girl, each year you become more
beautiful and more fabulous than
ever before! I'm just hoping that's
something that runs in the family!

Happy birthday to you!
I often wonder what the recipe is to a
long-lasting friendship like ours. I mean,
we’ve been best friends for such a long
time we must have the answer!

Well, when you give it some thought
it’s quite obvious really… We’ve simply
told each other far too many secrets
over the years!

We’re locked into this friendship for life!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!

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