On your special day, I wanted to tell you just how much you mean to me, in a way that you’ll be able to understand and relate to.
So I thought long and hard, and decided that I love you even more than you love football, and that’s saying something! I long for the day when you give me as much attention as you do when you’re watching a football match!
I was going to buy you some beauty products for your birthday this year, girlfriend, but I quickly realised that not even the most expensive beauty product could make you any more beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money and an exercise in futility! You are gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
Happy birthday, my dear. May your 80th birthday bring as much love, joy, and happiness to you and your sweet heart as you bring to all those around you.
For a truly sublime superior, I’m wishing an absolutely fantastic and super spectacular birthday today! All the very best to you and many happy returns!
Today marks the birthday of a genuinely great person, an inspiration to many. This certain someone enriches the lives of everyone they come into contact with, putting a smile upon their face and leaving them with an everlasting impression.
So, it’s only right that I am showered with gifts and flooded with compliments today! Happy birthday to me!