Happy birthday to somebody who is genuinely turning 29 for the first time and not some thirtysomething celebrating their 29th birthday for the umpteenth time!
I hope your celebrations today as you turn 29 are marvellous and simply sublime!
Happy birthday to you, my friend! Here’s to the first of many 29th birthdays for you!
Don’t worry, your secret will always be safe with me! Besides, it’s not like you’ll be the first person in history to tell a little white lie about their age!
Your twenties may almost be over, but from next year you have your thirties to look forward to instead! I hope that it’s the best decade of your life to date!
Sending lots of love and good wishes to you on your 29th birthday today!