Now that you’re 18, my sweet niece, you can finally begin your future as an adult just like you’ve been looking forward to for so long. After all, today really is the start of the rest of your life.
Of course, one of the best things about your birthday is getting gifts, but really what better gift is there than a cousin like me who is just as special and important as a brother!
I’m so pleased to be wishing a very happy 60th birthday to you today!
You’ve become more and more distinguished over the years and you’re the finest example of someone from your era, which officially makes you a true vintage now!