I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable.
I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!
While this distance makes it difficult for me to get you anything for your birthday this year, you can bet that the best gift in the world will be right here waiting for you when you come home: your beloved wife!
Happy birthday to the cutest, funniest, most gorgeous person in the world! I know it sounds like I’m describing myself, but I am of course describing you!
I hope you enjoy your special day today, my sweetheart!
Sometimes I find myself missing having you as a boyfriend as you are a genuinely kind and sweet guy, but then I quickly realise how annoying you can be too!