If things tend to get better with age, you must be getting pretty close to magnificent now! Your age is merely the number of years that the world has been enjoying the wonderful person that you are!
Happy birthday to you today, and here’s to your fourth and final year as a senior!
You have made everyone extremely proud so far, and I have no doubt that you’ll continue to do so as you go on to do many wonderful things with your life.
Here we go again, it’s that time of the year, another birthday, one step closer to the final demise. Just kidding, you’ve never been better, older, but otherwise awesome.
Be happy, enjoy your day, you’re alive and well, that’s all that matters!
Over the years, we’ve kept many of each other’s secrets safe but on your special day this year, I propose that we promise to keep the biggest secret of all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours if you don’t reveal mine!