Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!
Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
Each year of your life is a blessing and every birthday of yours is special, my dear, but this one even more so. Happy 18th birthday, my beautiful daughter.
Your birthday wishes may be coming from afar this year, but that doesn’t make them any less meaningful or significant! May you have a very special birthday, my dear!
I was just about to wish you well and make fun of how old you are getting at the same time, but then I realised I’m not that far behind you in terms of age! So that backfired!
If things tend to get better with age, you must be getting pretty close to magnificent now! Your age is merely the number of years that the world has been enjoying the wonderful person that you are!
There is only one thing I want to say to you on your birthday this year, which is that I want you to enjoy life to its very fullest, today and every other day!
I'm wishing you the happiest birthday possible today, my sweet goddaughter!
Being apart from the person I love most in this world on their birthday is far from ideal, but it just means that we’ll have to have double the celebrations next year to make up for it!