I’m so pleased to be wishing a very happy 60th birthday to you today!
You’ve become more and more distinguished over the years and you’re the finest example of someone from your era, which officially makes you a true vintage now!
Happy 60th birthday to you and congratulations on reaching such a magnificent milestone!
The only downside to turning such a grand age, of course, is that by the time we’ve painstakingly finished putting every single candle on top of your cake your birthday will already be over!