You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!
Getting as old as you are can’t be easy, buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs start to give way at least you’ll still have a great friend like me that you can lean on for support!
You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!