Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
On your special day this year, I just want to thank you for your true and unconditional friendship, my dear bff. There are few girls who get me like you do, which is what makes our bond so meaningful.
Getting as old as you are can’t be easy, buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs start to give way at least you’ll still have a great friend like me that you can lean on for support!
As best friends we took a vow some time ago to always be honest with each other, so if I’m being totally truthful with you today I have to confess that I’m mainly here for the cake!
If we weren’t apart and so far away from each other today, I would be telling you how beautiful you look on your special day and that you don’t look another year older!
I’m sure you still look as glamorous as ever, and I’m hoping that your birthday this year is as spectacular as can be, my dear!
Distance only makes the heart grow fonder and I can say that’s definitely true for me and you, girl! Our friendship just grows with challenges like these!