35 Funny Birthday Captions for Yourself


36 happy birthday wishes found:

All these laps around the sun are starting
to take their toll!
My birthday is loading
I only have to say it’s the birthday
of the funniest person in the world
today, and everyone will immediately
know it’s your birthday!

Happy birthday to you, my friend!
Today is my birthday, which means I’m a whole year more incredible!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
Today’s the one day of the year where my inner child really shines!
Getting older is no big deal, especially when you’ve done it as many times as I have!
Fabulous and funny since birth!
Old enough to know better,
stubborn enough to do it anyway!
Getting older is a piece of cake!
You’re never too old to have a
good time - I’m proof of that!
Today I’ll be fulfilling my birthday duty
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
Happy birthday to the second
most beautiful person in the
world after me, of course!
One piece of birthday advice for you today:
count your blessings and not how many
gray hairs are starting to form!
Wishing this beautiful but crazy one a fabulous birthday today!
On this day many years ago, the prodigy that is me entered the world!

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