40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes


43 happy birthday wishes found:

I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.

After all, I am your biggest fan!
Happy birthday, crazy cat
Happy birthday to a very nutty friend of mine
You’re not as young as you once were!

Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
You’re as sweet as honey, my friend
Getting older is just life’s way of handing you lemons, so don’t be all sour and bitter about it! Instead, just squeeze the day!
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!

Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
May you have an a-door-able birthday today! I hope this year ahead brings you many windows of opportunity that unlock lots of doors that lead to success!
I’m sending a whole latte love to the coffee lover in my life as they celebrate their birthday today!
I’m absolutely buzzing to wish you a happy bee-day today, honey!

I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
Sure, it’s nice to get lots of gifts on your birthday each year, but I’m hoping that my presence alone will be more than enough!
Happy birthday to you!

I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
I know it’s corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday today!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!

I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
I know how stressful birthday celebrations can be, so let’s hope that this one is a piece of cake for you!

Happy birthday!
I’m praying that you'll be having a
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!

You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
I’m sure your birthday will be
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
I love birthdays anyway, but celebrating someone as sweet as you really is the icing on the cake!

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