40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes


43 happy birthday wishes found:

No birthday party is complete without
ice-cream to accompany the cake…

If you forget, you’ll without question
be in for a frosty reception!
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
Happy birthday, crazy cat
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!

Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
Happy birthday to a very nutty friend of mine
You’re as sweet as honey, my friend
Happy birthday to you!

I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!

I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.

After all, I am your biggest fan!
You’re not as young as you once were!

Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
Getting older is just life’s way of handing you lemons, so don’t be all sour and bitter about it! Instead, just squeeze the day!
I love birthdays anyway, but celebrating someone as sweet as you really is the icing on the cake!
I know it’s corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday today!
May you have an a-door-able birthday today! I hope this year ahead brings you many windows of opportunity that unlock lots of doors that lead to success!
I’m sending a whole latte love to the coffee lover in my life as they celebrate their birthday today!
I’m absolutely buzzing to wish you a happy bee-day today, honey!

I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
Sure, it’s nice to get lots of gifts on your birthday each year, but I’m hoping that my presence alone will be more than enough!
I know how stressful birthday celebrations can be, so let’s hope that this one is a piece of cake for you!

Happy birthday!
I’m praying that you'll be having a
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!

You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!

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