40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes

43 happy birthday wishes found:

I love birthdays anyway, but celebrating someone as sweet as you really is the icing on the cake!

Your birthday has come around again, so it’s time to wish you a happy birthday once s’more! May your special day be sweet, fluffy, and totally crackers!

Getting older is no piece of cake

Celebrating so many birthdays can start to take its toll after a while… I guess you could say that getting older is no piece of cake!

What goes up must come down

As with most things, what goes up
must come down.

Apart from your age, of course. That’s
reaching new heights every year!

Getting older is like ripping off a band-aid

Turning another year older
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.

It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!

I hope your birthday doesn’t blow

I hope your birthday this year doesn’t
blow, my friend, apart from when you
have to put out your candles, of course!

Don’t forget the ice-cream

No birthday party is complete without
ice-cream to accompany the cake…

If you forget, you’ll without question
be in for a frosty reception!

Have an ex-straw-dinary birthday

Sweet as strawberries
And jam-packed full of fun
I hope this birthday of yours
Is an ex-straw-dinary one!

I hope there's no rain on your parade, my friend

Happy birthday, my friend! I hope the weather is good for you on your special day this year, as we wouldn’t want it to rain all over your parade!

Never turn up to a party empty-handed

Did you hear about the electrician who turned up to the party empty-handed? It’s shocking really…

Happy birthday!

I tried to find you a gift at the mall

I looked for a gift at the shopping center for you but didn’t have any luck. I didn’t try any others because once you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em mall!

May your birthday be anything but crumby

Happy birthday! I didn’t want you to have a crumby birthday this year, so I’ve made sure that there’s going to be a good, moist, delicious cake at your party!