40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes


43 happy birthday wishes found:

I’m praying that you'll be having a
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!

You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
Let’s hope that the balloons are the only thing to pop on your birthday this year because at your age it could just as easily be your hip! Happy birthday!
I know how stressful birthday celebrations can be, so let’s hope that this one is a piece of cake for you!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my friend!

All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
You’re not as young as you once were!

Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
Celebrating so many birthdays can start to take its toll after a while… I guess you could say that getting older is no piece of cake!
I didn’t get you anything for your birthday
today as each new day is a gift in itself.

I guess that's why it’s called the present.
Turning another year older
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.

It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
I might well be here for the cake but
even if there was none, I would never
dessert you. I’ll always be there for you.

Happy birthday, my friend!

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