Happy birthday to my close friend and someone I think very highly of indeed!
I’m sending you the loveliest birthday wishes today in hope that your special day this year is a truly spectacular one and just that little bit more memorable than usual!
I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!