It has to be said that nobody is as cool as you! You’re a one-of-a-kind guy and I hope your special day today is as truly awesome and as fun as you are!
Having you so far away from me on your special day is less than ideal, but I want you to know that I’m thinking of my favorite gal pal and sending good wishes your way.
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!