It has to be said that nobody is as cool as you! You’re a one-of-a-kind guy and I hope your special day today is as truly awesome and as fun as you are!
Birthdays are special as they only come once a year, but your friendship is even more special as a unique bond like ours comes around but once in a lifetime.
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
On your special day this year, I just want to thank you for your true and unconditional friendship, my dear bff. There are few girls who get me like you do, which is what makes our bond so meaningful.
As best friends we took a vow some time ago to always be honest with each other, so if I’m being totally truthful with you today I have to confess that I’m mainly here for the cake!