On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here! That takes strength!
To the best of all friends, the most outrageously and utterly funny, I wish all the happiness in the world, and a truly amazing day. Have a joyous bday, my man!
Happy birthday to a family member I’d actually choose to be around even if we weren’t related!
It’s true that you don’t get to pick your family, but even if you weren’t the close sister-like cousin to me that you are you’d still be my best friend!