They say that you’re only ever as old as you feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll always be younger than you really are!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!