Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear bestie, happy birthday to you! I know you can’t hear me singing this, so you’ll just have to imagine my beautiful voice!
You can be assured that no matter how old you get, I’ll always be there right beside you to help you feel younger than you really are! Happy birthday, bestie!
You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks! Perhaps you're the crazy one after all!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
Don’t worry if you gasp or experience shortness of breath while blowing out all of those candles. No matter how many candles remain, your tears will put them out.
I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!