I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!
I could never miss your birthday, my friend, as you are someone who is simply unforgettable! Whether you’re memorable for good or bad reasons, the jury’s still out on that!
I hope you have a fabulous day full of celebration, girl!