I could never miss your birthday, my friend, as you are someone who is simply unforgettable! Whether you’re memorable for good or bad reasons, the jury’s still out on that!
I hope you have a fabulous day full of celebration, girl!
When you’ve been friends for as long as we have, you don’t really have any choice whether or not you remain friends until the end of time. We know far too many of each other’s secrets to ever pull the plug on this friendship!
Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!