Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh


It’s your special day today, birthday boy! Just don’t let all of the attention go to your head because after today that attention won’t hang around for long!

Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, bestie!

My birthday promise to you today is that I’ll do everything in my power to conceal your real age!
Some friends come and go
But in you, I always know
Like glue, you’ll stick around
A true friendship we have found!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, buddy!

You know you’re getting older when people start telling you that it’s all downhill from here!

If I were you I’d just embrace it and if you think about it, that’s better than everything being uphill!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.

I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.

Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
You can be assured that no matter how old you get, I’ll always be there right beside you to help you feel younger than you really are! Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday to the best gal pal!

My wish for your birthday is to make
you smile and laugh, but that’s not
really any different to having me
around on any given day! 
To a friend of mine who it feels like
I’ve known for all eternity, I’m wishing
a truly wonderful birthday today!

You must feel pretty lucky to have
had a great friend like me in your life
for all these years since childhood!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that I’d end up with you as my best friend!

I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my best bud!

On your special day this year, may
all of your wildest dreams come true!
On second thoughts, maybe not
your wildest ones… 😜
I wanted to get you something special for your birthday this year as you deserve only the very best, my friend!

However, as I couldn’t find a gift that was good enough for such a loyal and longtime friend such as yourself, I didn’t get you anything at all!

Happy birthday anyway!
Happy birthday to the world’s best gal pal!

I can only hope that the frosting on your cake is as sweet as you are!
Happy birthday to a dear friend of
mine who I’ll never get tired of!

Or rather, I should say that as we’ve
been friends for this long it would be
a shame to throw that all away now!
Turning another year older doesn’t
have to be all doom and gloom!

Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!

Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.

So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!

May your birthday be filled with laughter!

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