Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh
You are so old that your hair colour can be bought in the supermarket. I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
It’s your special day today, birthday boy! Just don’t let all of the attention go to your head because after today that attention won’t hang around for long!
Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!
Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!
Don’t look so glum, chum!
It’s only another year!
At this point, one more really
doesn’t make much difference
anyway! Happy birthday, buddy!
It’s only another year!
At this point, one more really
doesn’t make much difference
anyway! Happy birthday, buddy!
Happy birthday to one of my oldest pals!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
Happy birthday, buddy!
You know you’re getting older when people start telling you that it’s all downhill from here!
If I were you I’d just embrace it and if you think about it, that’s better than everything being uphill!
You know you’re getting older when people start telling you that it’s all downhill from here!
If I were you I’d just embrace it and if you think about it, that’s better than everything being uphill!
I’ll be honest, bestie, I thought you were a lot older than you are!
It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!
Happy birthday!
It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
As best friends we took a vow some time ago to always be honest with each other, so if I’m being totally truthful with you today I have to confess that I’m mainly here for the cake!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie! I might be laughing now that you’ve just turned another year older, but I won’t be laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!
Remember, it’s never too late to
chase your dreams and become
what you want to be.
Unless, of course, your dream is
to be young again as that ship
has well and truly sailed!
Remember, it’s never too late to
chase your dreams and become
what you want to be.
Unless, of course, your dream is
to be young again as that ship
has well and truly sailed!
What could a guy like you who
already has it all possibly need
on his birthday?
Absolutely nothing, that’s what!
That would be why I didn’t get you
anything this year, my friend, and
definitely not because I just forgot!
already has it all possibly need
on his birthday?
Absolutely nothing, that’s what!
That would be why I didn’t get you
anything this year, my friend, and
definitely not because I just forgot!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
There was once a time where getting carded would offend but now at your age, it’s more of a compliment than an insult!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Always remember that age is just a
number, girl. It just so happens that
in your case it’s quickly becoming
a pretty high number!
I wouldn’t stress about it, though.
The best gift a person can receive
is another year of life!
Always remember that age is just a
number, girl. It just so happens that
in your case it’s quickly becoming
a pretty high number!
I wouldn’t stress about it, though.
The best gift a person can receive
is another year of life!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!
We sure did have some great times together as kids, but we have even better times now that we’re older! I guess a lot of things get better on their own and improve with age!
We sure did have some great times together as kids, but we have even better times now that we’re older! I guess a lot of things get better on their own and improve with age!
