Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh
Happy birthday, girl!
Out of all the great gifts that you might
receive today, know that you already
have the best of them all: me!
Out of all the great gifts that you might
receive today, know that you already
have the best of them all: me!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
Happy birthday, my lovely!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
I won’t say you are old, but on your last birthday, the light from your candles was so intense that scientists were drawn there because they thought there was an aurora borealis occurring in your living room.
Have a magical birthday, my friend!
Have a magical birthday, my friend!
I really wanted to plan a surprise party
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!
Happy birthday to you!
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!
Happy birthday to you!
You deserve more than just any old gift
and only the very best is good enough
for a dear friend and great girl like you!
I refuse to get you anything that doesn’t
match how cool and awesome you are,
and as I am still yet to find that, I
haven’t got you anything at all!
You should be flattered, bestie!
Happy birthday!
and only the very best is good enough
for a dear friend and great girl like you!
I refuse to get you anything that doesn’t
match how cool and awesome you are,
and as I am still yet to find that, I
haven’t got you anything at all!
You should be flattered, bestie!
Happy birthday!
From now on, people will take pity on you and start helping you cross the street without you even asking or wanting them to. Have an amazing birthday, my friend!
Another year older and yet one more candle to add! If your goal is to have your birthday cake seen from outer space, then you’re certainly on the right path!
Happy birthday, girl!
You can always count on me to keep you
(somewhat) sane and give you invaluable
advice on anything and everything!
You can always count on me to keep you
(somewhat) sane and give you invaluable
advice on anything and everything!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Remember when we were younger, my
friend, we used to be so fun and carefree.
What happened to those kids!
I’m wishing you a fab birthday today!
friend, we used to be so fun and carefree.
What happened to those kids!
I’m wishing you a fab birthday today!
Getting as old as you are can’t be easy,
buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs
start to give way at least you’ll still have
a great friend like me that you can lean
on for support!
Happy birthday to you!
buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs
start to give way at least you’ll still have
a great friend like me that you can lean
on for support!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!
We sure did have some great times together as kids, but we have even better times now that we’re older! I guess a lot of things get better on their own and improve with age!
We sure did have some great times together as kids, but we have even better times now that we’re older! I guess a lot of things get better on their own and improve with age!
