75+ Short & Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend


On your special day, I wanted to
tell you just how much you mean
to me, in a way that you’ll be able
to understand and relate to.

So I thought long and hard, and
decided that I love you even more
than you love football, and that’s
saying something! I long for the
day when you give me as much
attention as you do when you’re
watching a football match!

Have a very happy birthday today,
my love!
These wishes are short and sweet like me
I finally found my prince
For a man of few words, I also have
a birthday wish that has few words!

Happy birthday, my love!
You’re worth the effort, my love
My next boyfriend will be funnier
People say that you must have the
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!

Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!

Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
You're almost the whole package, boyfriend
May your birthday be better than your jokes
Happy birthday to my
gorgeous boyfriend!

This year I am wishing you a
day spent in good company,
surrounded by beautiful people
that make you laugh and smile,
and a day filled with only happy
moments shared with the people
you care about most.

Luckily you’re spending your
birthday with me, so all of those
things are certain to happen!

Have a great birthday, my love!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend who
has excellent taste!

I mean, he chose me as his girlfriend,
so that kind of says it all!
Boyfriend,

On your special day of all,
I don’t want to make you cry
But another year has gone
It’s time to say goodbye!

Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend!
Luckily for you, I like older men!

I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday, honey! I’ve got the fire department on standby this year on account of the fire hazard that is your birthday cake!
I’ll still love you when you’re old and
wrinkly, and I’ll even love you when
your looks start to go.

If your hair becomes grey or you start
to bald, I’ll still love you just the same.

Which is lucky for you, because judging
by this birthday all of that isn’t too far off!

Happy birthday, my handsome boyfriend!
I didn’t know what to write in your card,
so I just didn’t get you one! Hopefully
this birthday message will do instead!
Happy birthday to my dear boyfriend who, unlike his jokes, never falls flat!

I’m kidding, of course! I love your sense of humour! If your parenting skills are half as good as your dad jokes, then you’re going to make a fantastic father someday!

All my love to you on your special day, my dear, and here’s to many more years of making each other laugh!
It doesn’t matter if year after year you look older and older because as time goes by I only love you more and more! Happy birthday, honey!
Congratulations, my love! You’re another
year older yet you’ve managed to maintain
the same incredibly low level of maturity
for the past several years now!

Most people tend to grow up and mature
as they get older, so well done on defying
that social norm!

I’m only kidding! I love your fun and playful
side, it’s what makes you who you are!

Happy birthday, you big kid!
I won’t get too sentimental with my birthday
wishes as I don’t want to make you cry on
your birthday, my love!

Happy birthday with a big birthday kiss!
My darling boyfriend, it’s no secret
that you can be the most annoying
person ever and may get on my
nerves sometimes, but the truth is
that I wouldn’t change you for the world!

Happy birthday, my handsome guy!
I love you with all my heart!

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