I’m wishing a very happy birthday to you today, bro!
I’ve spent so many years laughing at you and I’m sure that I’ll spend many more laughing with you! I’m so lucky to have a funny younger brother like you!
Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!
I hope you receive everything you’ve been wanting this year, but really what better gift is there than the privilege of being my brother! After all, it is the ultimate gift you could wish for in life!