A brother like you is a dream come true, if your dream is to have a super annoying brother, that is!
How is it possible that with each passing year, you find more new ways to bug me... I guess you’re getting more experienced with age, bro! Happy birthday!
I’m wishing a very happy birthday to you today, bro!
I’ve spent so many years laughing at you and I’m sure that I’ll spend many more laughing with you! I’m so lucky to have a funny younger brother like you!
Sure, there were times growing up together when I might have wished that you were adopted or my brother from another mother but in the end, I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!
I could definitely have done a lot worse and really there’s nobody else I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!