My beautiful wife, I vowed to always stand beside you and support you, and that will never change. I’ll even love you when you become old and gray, which lets face it, probably isn’t too far away!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
As your husband, it’s my responsibility to make you smile and laugh on your birthday each year… Luckily for me, that’s super easy since I’m already a naturally funny guy!
Happy birthday to a super amazing, truly wonderful, and hilariously funny person who reminds me a lot of myself: my wife! We’re a perfect match, my love!