Top Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Girl

It’s that time of year again when your best friend’s birthday comes around. As her number 1 bestie and most fabulous friend, it’s your job to make her laugh with the funniest birthday wishes!

Luckily, we’ve got you covered with a witty selection of funny one-liners, hilarious jokes, and sarcastic birthday wishes for your best friend that will put a big smile on her face and have her giggling with glee on her special day!

32 Short Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Girl

• Everybody has that one crazy friend, and I’m proud to say that you’re mine, girl! Happy bday! 🤪
• Happy birthday to a funny friend of mine who still isn’t showing her age… or acting it either!
• Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous best friend! 😆
• You can’t avoid getting older, bestie, but that doesn’t mean you have to grow up!
• My birthday gift to you today is that I won’t reveal your true age, bestie! 🤐
• Smart, funny and super cute… But enough about me, today’s your special day! Happy birthday, bestie! 💅
• Happy birthday to a very special person who knows all my flaws yet continues to be my best friend anyway!
• May your special day be just as amazing, funny, and as crazy as you are, girl! 😜
• I don’t think there’s another pair of weirdos more perfectly matched to be best friends than us!
• We know too many of each other’s secrets not to be best friends, birthday girl! 🤐
• Happy birthday to my beautiful, funny, fabulous friend who reminds me a lot of myself in many ways! 
• Happy birthday to a girl who can make me laugh uncontrollably, and always at the most inappropriate times! 😜
• You might be another year older, but you don’t look it! Nobody would guess you’re so old, girl!
• Congrats, birthday girl! Age may not be on your side, but you can be sure your BFF always will be! 🙌
• Happy birthday to my weirdly wonderful, always funny, crazy best friend! You’re my favourite weirdo!
• Today we celebrate another year of your life and another year of saving each other’s sanity! 🥳
• Happy birthday to my best friend in the world! May the frosting on your cake be as sweet as you are!
• Age hasn’t been kind to you, girl! Luckily you have a fun friend like me to help you feel younger! 💁

 

Happy birthday to my bestie; the holder of all my secrets! I promise not to reveal your true age if you agree not to reveal mine!

• I’m usually laughing with you but today, my friend, I’m laughing at you as you freak out about turning another year older!
• May our friendship last so long that we reach an age where we can no longer remember each other’s birthday!
• I can’t be sane because I don’t know anyone else crazy enough to endure you! Happy birthday, girl!
• Age hasn’t been kind to you, my friend, but I always will be. Happy bday, bestie!
• Happy birthday, girl! Looks like this is the birthday you’ll stop being asked to show ID!
• Another birthday and you’re not getting any younger, girl. Best start planning for your retirement! 🧓
• Happy birthday to my fav girl! There’s never a dull moment when you’re around, bestie!
• What did I do to deserve a best friend like you? Whatever it was, it must’ve been pretty bad!
• You don't look another year older, bestie… You look more like you’ve aged by several! 😉
• Who needs lots of different friends when I have a cute best friend like you! You’re worth a thousand friends!
• HBD, friend! I’ll give you a break as it’s your birthday and try not to be so annoying and sarcastic!
• Remember, age is just a number. It just so happens that yours is becoming a pretty big number, girl!
• Happy birthday to my crazy best friend! I couldn't wish for a better BFF than you!

Funny Birthday Messages for Female Best Friend

Happy birthday, bestie!

Out of all the gifts that you might
receive today, know that you’ve 
already got the best of them all: me!

My friendship is a blessing, girl!

Happy birthday to someone who knows all
my imperfections, all my deep dark secrets,
and everything else about me and despite
all this, still chooses to be my friend!

That’s true friendship!

 

Many happy returns to the birthday girl!

Age may not be on your side, but you can be certain that I always will be!

Happy birthday, my dear best friend! 

If you’re wondering why your cake is starting to sag, it’s because it can’t take the weight of all those candles on top of it! 

Happy birthday to my unique best friend!

I mean, you really are a one of a kind girl.
You’re funny, sarcastic, a little annoying… 

You’ve got your own unique style unlike
that of anybody else I’ve ever met, and 
I wouldn’t change you for the world!