You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!
I thought about trying and having a go at baking your birthday cake myself this year, but I quickly changed my mind because it seemed like a lot of effort!
Getting as old as you are can’t be easy, buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs start to give way at least you’ll still have a great friend like me that you can lean on for support!