I was just about to wish you well and make fun of how old you are getting at the same time, but then I realised I’m not that far behind you in terms of age! So that backfired!
They say that as you get older you also get wiser, but seeing as that hasn’t happened for you yet I guess you’re still waiting for that golden age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get there someday!
I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!