Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!

Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!

I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!

I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!
If ageing was a competition, bro, you’d be getting pretty high up on the leaderboard right about now! Happy birthday, old man!
Happy birthday to you, bro!

I got you a nice hat for your gift this year, you know, to cover up those emerging bald spots and all the grey hair!

Thankfully, I think I’ve still got a few years before I have all of that to look forward to!

I hope you enjoy your day today, my dear elder brother!
Happy birthday, my dear elder sibling!

Those grey hairs are certainly giving the
impression that there’s a lot of wisdom
in there! Oh, if only that were true!
Don’t worry about getting older, brother.
You’ll always have me as a constant
reminder of what it’s like to look young!

Happy birthday, bro!
Happy birthday, cousin!

We make a great team, you and me.
Like a brother, you stick by my side,
forever loyal and dependable.

You are my partner in crime, the
Robin to my Batman. To me, you are
quite simply the world’s best sidekick!
Happy birthday, old man!

If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!
There are many types of gifts in the world,
but one gift that even money can’t buy is
a wonderful elder sister like me!

Happy birthday, little brother!
Since it’s your birthday today, little bro, I’ll let you have the spotlight. After all, it must be annoying having an amazing older sibling who usually gets all the attention!
Happy birthday, brother!

Your cake this year is definitely going to
be a fire hazard, bro, so we’d better have
a fire extinguisher on hand just in case! 
Happy birthday, dear brother!

I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!
Happy birthday, brother!

After another trip around the sun, I thought you might’ve picked up some wisdom on the way around! Ah well, there’s always next year!
Often crazy but always great fun to be around, you’re my cousin brother and I wouldn’t have you any other way! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my elder bro!

We may have fought and argued as kids, purposely irritating one another with immature remarks and doing whatever we could to be annoying.

We’re much older now and technically we should be more grown-up, but nothing seems to have changed! I wouldn’t have it any other way, bro!

Wishing you all the best on your special day this year!

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