They say that as you get older you also get wiser, but seeing as that hasn’t happened for you yet I guess you’re still waiting for that golden age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get there someday!
I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!