Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

You’re the best cousin ever, better than any big brother since we get to hang out and have fun but I don’t have to live with you! Happy birthday!
If ageing was a competition, bro, you’d be getting pretty high up on the leaderboard right about now! Happy birthday, old man!
Out of the two of us, we both know that I’m the funny one, bro, but it’s only because I’ve had years of learning from the best!

I’m wishing you a wonderful day today full of laughter and lots of fun! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!

Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
As kids, you always took care of me
but now the time is approaching
where I’ll soon be looking after you!

You know, because you’re old!

Happy birthday, elder bro!
Happy birthday, brother!

Your cake this year is definitely going to
be a fire hazard, bro, so we’d better have
a fire extinguisher on hand just in case! 
Happy birthday to my hilariously funny
cousin! Life is always a party with you
and there’s never a dull moment when
you’re around!

May you have a birthday that’s full of
joy and full of laughter, my man!
Happy birthday, cousin!

We make a great team, you and me.
Like a brother, you stick by my side,
forever loyal and dependable.

You are my partner in crime, the
Robin to my Batman. To me, you are
quite simply the world’s best sidekick!
I didn’t get you anything for your birthday
this year, but I hope this personal and
heartfelt message makes up for it!

Sending you good thoughts and happy
wishes on your special day, bro!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, brother!

After another trip around the sun, I thought you might’ve picked up some wisdom on the way around! Ah well, there’s always next year!
I’m laughing at the fact that you’ve
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!

Happy birthday!
I bought you a birthday gift,
But then really I thought
I should get you another
Since you’re so much more
Than just a cousin, to me
You’re also a brother!

Happy birthday to you, buddy!
Happy birthday to my cousin brother!

Don’t worry about getting another year older, as you’ll always have me around to keep you feeling young and fun! You can always count on me, cousin!

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