As my younger brother you might get to make fun of me for being older than you, but just remember that every year my cake will always be bigger than yours because it needs to hold more candles!
Sure, there were times growing up together when I might have wished that you were adopted or my brother from another mother but in the end, I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!
I could definitely have done a lot worse and really there’s nobody else I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!
I was just about to wish you well and make fun of how old you are getting at the same time, but then I realised I’m not that far behind you in terms of age! So that backfired!