A brother like you is a dream come true, if your dream is to have a super annoying brother, that is!
How is it possible that with each passing year, you find more new ways to bug me... I guess you’re getting more experienced with age, bro! Happy birthday!
You've always been my cousin but as the years go on you’ve become more like a bro to me, because just like a brother you love to irritate me! Happy birthday!
They say that as you get older you also get wiser, but seeing as that hasn’t happened for you yet I guess you’re still waiting for that golden age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get there someday!