Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

A cousin who’s so dear 
And unlike any other 
Will always be more
Like a real life brother!

Happy birthday, cousin brother!
You would think that the older you get, the less annoying you’d become! If only that were true, little bro! Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!

Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!

Enjoy your special day, bro!
Happy birthday, little brother! You can’t help but get older, but you can try your best to stay younger.

Just keep your childish sense of humor and don’t become any more mature! 
As my younger brother you might get
to make fun of me for being older than
you, but just remember that every year
my cake will always be bigger than yours
because it needs to hold more candles!

Now who’s laughing, bro!
Happy birthday, little brother! You might be jealous of your big sister in many ways, but I’ll always be envious of the fact that you’ll always be younger than me!
Happy birthday to my dear cousin and
brother for life who doesn’t get older,
he simply gets more awesome with
each passing year!

I’m sending you a big hug and the best
birthday wishes possible on your special
day, bro!
Happy birthday to my cousin brother!

Don’t worry about getting another year older, as you’ll always have me around to keep you feeling young and fun! You can always count on me, cousin!
Happy birthday, old-timer! As you get older, so do your jokes!

It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
Happy birthday, brother! Your birthday cake is definitely going to present a fire hazard this year, what with all the candles that’ll be on top of it!
Today’s a very special day as it’s the
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!

A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!
Happy birthday, brother!

I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
Cousin, you know that you’ve always been like a brother to me. After all, you know me inside and out and you certainly know how to push my buttons!

Happy birthday!
I’m so blessed to have both 
a brother and a buddy in you
all rolled up into one cute, 
adorable, tiny package! 

Happy birthday, little man!
Happy birthday, little brother! 

Seeing what an honor it must be 
having a fabulous sister like me, 
I didn’t think it was necessary to 
get you any other gift this year!

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