Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, little brother! If there’s one thing you should’ve discovered from having an elder sibling like me is that we only get more awesome each year!
Don’t worry about getting older, brother.
You’ll always have me as a constant
reminder of what it’s like to look young!

Happy birthday, bro!
Happy birthday, my dear brother!

They say that as you get older you
also get wiser, but seeing as that
hasn’t happened for you yet I guess
you’re still waiting for that golden
age that sees you finally turn wiser!

Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get
there someday!
Happy birthday, cousin!

You may be another year older but you’d never be able to tell! I’m glad you’re still the same fun guy as when we were kids!
Another year older and the signs of aging are starting to show! Welcome to the club of getting older, little bro!

I know I can’t make fun since I’ve got a bit of a headstart on you, but you’re quickly catching me up!

Enjoy being young-ish while you still can, my dear younger brother! Happy birthday to you!
There aren’t many little brothers
Who are quite as lucky as you
That have an elder sister like me
As in the world, there are few!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my much
much much elder brother!

Enjoy your day while you still
have full mobility, old man!
Happy birthday, little brother! 

Seeing what an honor it must be 
having a fabulous sister like me, 
I didn’t think it was necessary to 
get you any other gift this year!
Brother, if ever there was a time
to cut you some slack it would have to
be on your birthday! You can consider
that my gift to you this year!

Happy birthday!
 
Wishing you a very happy birthday, big bro!

Don’t feel down when people mistake you for my father rather than for my elder brother, they can obviously just sense how wise and mature you are!

It has nothing to do with the fact that you look about a million years old!

I hope you have a really great day, my dear elder brother!
Happy birthday to my cool cousin who is always the life and soul of the party! It’s always fun when you’re around, cousin!

May your birthday be no exception with lots of funny and happy moments that make you laugh as much as you make everyone else!
Happy birthday, brother!

You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
Happy birthday to my elder bro!

We may have fought and argued as kids, purposely irritating one another with immature remarks and doing whatever we could to be annoying.

We’re much older now and technically we should be more grown-up, but nothing seems to have changed! I wouldn’t have it any other way, bro!

Wishing you all the best on your special day this year!
Happy birthday to my best bud and
my brother from another mother!

May your special day be as
awesome as you are, cousin!
A cousin who’s so dear 
And unlike any other 
Will always be more
Like a real life brother!

Happy birthday, cousin brother!

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