Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to you, brother! If
you’re concerned about getting older,
just remember that age is nothing
more than a number.

It just so happens that in your case that
number is becoming quite a big one!
Happy birthday, brother! Your birthday cake is definitely going to present a fire hazard this year, what with all the candles that’ll be on top of it!
Today’s a very special day as it’s the
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!

A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!
Happy birthday, brother!

I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
Getting older doesn’t necessarily
mean that you’re growing up…
You’re still the same kid I’ve always
known and loved, little brother! 

Happy birthday!
A little brother is like
a super annoying flea:
They never leave you alone
and just let you be!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cuz! Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin, as you’re much more like an annoying little brother!
You must be getting older, brother, since you’re finally becoming less annoying!

My own birthday wishes must have come true as growing up with an annoying brother like you, I always hoped this day would come!
I might have forgotten to get you a birthday
present, but at least I didn’t forget your
actual birthday!

So, please accept these words and warm
wishes as your gift this year! Wishing you
a very happy birthday, little brother!
There’s a reason why brother and bother are almost spelt the same… Because in reality there’s very little difference between them!

Happy birthday, bro!
Happy birthday, old man!

If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!
You’re not just a cousin but a brother too, but don’t be fooled into thinking that means you’ll get two birthday gifts this year! Happy birthday to you, bro!
Happy birthday to my dear elder brother!

Just so you know, when the time comes
I’ll be more than happy to help you out
with whatever you might need, and I’ll
even push you around in a wheelchair!

Come to think of it, I don’t reckon that’s
too far off actually!

All the best, bro!
Happy birthday, little brother!

They say that the older you get, the
wiser and more mature you become
but don’t let that fool you, bro.

I’m older than you and I’m still waiting
for that to happen, so you’re likely to
be waiting even longer!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin!

I just wanted you to know, on your special
day this year, that I always want to keep
you close to me.

Partly because you’re like a brother to me,
but mainly because you know so many of
my secrets!

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