Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my old-age brother!

Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!

I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Happy birthday, brother!

You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
Happy birthday, little brother! 

Seeing what an honor it must be 
having a fabulous sister like me, 
I didn’t think it was necessary to 
get you any other gift this year!
Happy birthday to my hilarious
big bro who shares the same
weird sense of humour as me!

Love you, big bro!
Getting older doesn’t necessarily
mean that you’re growing up…
You’re still the same kid I’ve always
known and loved, little brother! 

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my dear elder brother!

Just so you know, when the time comes
I’ll be more than happy to help you out
with whatever you might need, and I’ll
even push you around in a wheelchair!

Come to think of it, I don’t reckon that’s
too far off actually!

All the best, bro!
Happy birthday, little bro!

I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!
The older you get, the wiser and smarter you become… is the case for most people.

You always did stand out from the crowd when you were younger, bro, and I’m glad to see that you’re no different now!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my much more
handsome and much elder brother!

Wishing you but greatness on your
special day!
I might have forgotten to get you a birthday
present, but at least I didn’t forget your
actual birthday!

So, please accept these words and warm
wishes as your gift this year! Wishing you
a very happy birthday, little brother!
Happy birthday to my dashing
elder brother!

Good looks must run in the
family because, well, look at us!
Brother, if ever there was a time
to cut you some slack it would have to
be on your birthday! You can consider
that my gift to you this year!

Happy birthday!
 
Happy birthday, little brother! You’re one year older and finally catching up with me!

My advice to you: try not to look at another birthday as getting older, simply look at it as becoming more refined and distinguished!
Each year that you get older
However much you grow
You’ll still be my little bro
I want you to always know!

Happy birthday to you!
A little brother is like
a super annoying flea:
They never leave you alone
and just let you be!

Happy birthday!

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