Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, little bro!

I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!
I might not tell you often,
but you mean more to me
than you’ll ever know,
because even when you’re
being annoying, you’ll 
always be my little bro!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my dear elder
brother who is always there - always
there to annoy me!

I can always count on you to wind
me up and irritate me to no end, so
thanks for that.

In truth, though, I wouldn’t have it
any other way. I couldn’t be without
you, bro!

I hope you have a great day and I’ll
do everything I can to antagonize
you in return!
There’s no other brother
Who’s quite like you
You truly are unique
And super awesome, too!

I’m sending the very best
Birthday wish your way,
So that you may celebrate
Your birthday in style today!
Happy birthday, brother!

I hope you receive everything you’ve been wanting this year, but really what better gift is there than the privilege of being my brother! After all, it is the ultimate gift you could wish for in life!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!

Of course, one of the best things about
your birthday is getting gifts, but really
what better gift is there than a cousin
like me who is just as special and
important as a brother!
Happy birthday, bro!

You deserve a very big and extra special gift on your birthday for surviving another year of putting up with an annoying sister like me! 
As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!

I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!

I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!
Happy birthday, cousin! Remember that you’re not another year older, you’re simply a day older than you were yesterday!
Happy birthday, cousin!

You may be another year older but you’d never be able to tell! I’m glad you’re still the same fun guy as when we were kids!
Everyone’s youth must come to an end at some point, and it looks like this birthday marks the end of yours! It was fun while it lasted, bro! 😜
Happy birthday, little brother!

Younger than me
You will always be
But never in my shadow
Will you ever be, kiddo!
Happy birthday, little brother! You can’t help but get older, but you can try your best to stay younger.

Just keep your childish sense of humor and don’t become any more mature! 
As my younger brother you might get
to make fun of me for being older than
you, but just remember that every year
my cake will always be bigger than yours
because it needs to hold more candles!

Now who’s laughing, bro!
Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always awesome cousin!

I’m so lucky to have someone as fun and as wonderful as you in my life. You’re like the greatest friend and best brother all in one!

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