Like lots of little brothers you were naughty, mischievous, cheeky, and sometimes annoying growing up, and I’m so glad to see that nothing has changed since then!
Just so you know, when the time comes I’ll be more than happy to help you out with whatever you might need, and I’ll even push you around in a wheelchair!
Come to think of it, I don’t reckon that’s too far off actually!
Of course, one of the best things about your birthday is getting gifts, but really what better gift is there than a cousin like me who is just as special and important as a brother!