Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, cousin!

Your birthday is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you that you’re getting older! Perhaps on one of these birthdays, you’ll start getting wiser too!
Since it’s your birthday today, little bro, I’ll let you have the spotlight. After all, it must be annoying having an amazing older sibling who usually gets all the attention!
There’s a reason why brother and bother are almost spelt the same… Because in reality there’s very little difference between them!

Happy birthday, bro!
You must be getting older, brother, since you’re finally becoming less annoying!

My own birthday wishes must have come true as growing up with an annoying brother like you, I always hoped this day would come!
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite,
brother! Don’t let that get you down
on your special day though, bro.
I’m sure you’re a very close second!
Another birthday has arrived but I wouldn’t worry about getting older, cousin. You’re only a little older than you were before.

Although, with that said you’re definitely not getting any younger either, that’s for sure!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!

Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin since to me, you’re so much more like a brother. I guess it’s because you mean so much to me, plus you annoy me more than any other!
Happy birthday to my much
much much elder brother!

Enjoy your day while you still
have full mobility, old man!
Happy birthday, big bro!

I know that we may fight and
argue sometimes and, although
I wouldn’t know, it surely can’t
be easy to always lose the battle!

So, for your gift this year, I’ll let
you win the next one, for once!
Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

While I was contemplating what I
should get you this year, a thought
came into my head.

I was thinking that since I know all of
your secrets, bro, I feel it only makes
sense that actually you should be giving
me a gift this year for being such a good
keeper of those secrets!

Judging by the number of secrets I hold
it should be a pretty big gift, too!

I’m just messing with you, bro! I love
that you trust me with these things!

Have an awesome birthday today!
Happy birthday, old man!

If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!
I want you to know that I have always looked up to you, cousin, no matter whether or not you’re taller than me! I always have done and I always will!

I hope you have an incredible birthday this year, bro!
Happy birthday, little brother! If there’s one thing you should’ve discovered from having an elder sibling like me is that we only get more awesome each year!
Cousin, you’ve completed yet another trip around the sun and boy is that journey starting to take its toll! You’re really starting to show your age now!

Wishing you a very happy birthday, old man!
Happy birthday, brother!

I imagine that looking at me right
now must be like looking into a much
younger and better looking mirror!

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