Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush


38 happy birthday wishes found:

There are lots of things in life that
naturally get better with age, and
you’re one of them!

Much like a fine wine, you just
seem to improve over the years!

Here’s to you and many more
years of becoming more delicious!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my secret crush
Birthday wishes and big kisses for my crush
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is my way of revealing
That I really like you!

Happy birthday, gorgeous!
You’re close to perfect
I've kept my crush discreet so far
Happy birthday!

I know you already think I’m sweet enough,
but don’t forget to save me a slice of cake!

I’ll also be measuring the size of my
piece by how much I mean to you, so
I’m expecting a pretty huge chunk!
I’m happy you were born
Telling you just how special you are to me
Happy birthday!

Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!

I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty! 
Happy birthday!

Seeing as it’s your birthday I would
cook for you, but that wouldn’t go well!

Instead, I’ll take you out for dinner,
my treat! My gift to you!
Today’s your birthday and all eyes are on you, but that can’t be anything new for you as you must be used to all this attention! Happy birthday!
Intelligent, good-looking, and hilariously funny… But that’s enough about me, today's your birthday so it should be all about you!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
You’re funny and cute,
You make me laugh
I could definitely see you
As my other half!

Happy birthday, gorgeous!
Wishing a happy birthday to my crush,
who always manages to make me blush!

Have a lovely day, as lovely as you are!
Happy birthday to you, cutie!

I want you to know that I’m thinking about you on your birthday today and, well, every other day come to think of it! You’re always on my mind!

I hope you have the fab day that you deserve!
Happy birthday!

Surprise birthday gifts are always the best kind of gifts, so finding out that you have a secret crush would certainly be an unexpected and welcome surprise!

So when you close your eyes, blow out your candles and make a wish, bear that in mind as it might just come true!
We must be soulmates because nobody else gets me like you do! I hope you have the most fantastic birthday today, my dear!
My fondness for you grows at the same
rate that you do so the older you get,
the more adored you become!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Today is a super special day
because it’s the birthday of an
incredibly beautiful human being!

I’m wishing you a celebration
today that’s as spectacular and
as unforgettable as me, leaving
you with many wonderful and
lasting memories!
If you look good on any ordinary
day, I can’t even imagine how
amazing you’ll look in your
birthday suit today!

Happy birthday to you, you
gorgeous human!

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