Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush


38 happy birthday wishes found:

I’ve got a tiny secret to share with you today, which is that I think you’re absolutely gorgeous! You probably already knew that, anyway! Happy birthday to you!
We must be soulmates because nobody else gets me like you do! I hope you have the most fantastic birthday today, my dear!
People will for sure tell you that you look
beautiful on your birthday today, but I
don’t think that you’re beautiful today; I
think you’re beautiful each and every day!

Happy birthday, gorgeous one! I hope your
day is a truly special one!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is my way of revealing
That I really like you!

Happy birthday, gorgeous!
I wanted to get you something pretty for
your birthday this year but seeing as nothing
even comes close to matching your beauty,
I just decided to buy you a mirror!

Happy birthday to you, beautiful one!
Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful friend!

We have shared so many wonderful
moments and created some truly
memorable memories to cherish
forever. We’re certainly going to have
some incredibly funny stories to tell
our kids someday!
Today is the anniversary of the day
the most beautiful human entered
the world! Happy birthday!

I want you to know that I’m thinking
of you on your special day today,
and come to think of it, pretty much
every other day too!
Happy birthday!

Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!

I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty! 
My fondness for you grows at the same
rate that you do so the older you get,
the more adored you become!

Happy birthday, my dear!
A handsome guy like you shouldn’t be without a glamorous date on his birthday, so I’m just letting you know that I’m free if need be! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the cutest person in the world and someone very close to my heart!

To me, you are just as precious as a piece of fine art!
I laugh at all your jokes even if they aren’t very funny and I pretend to look interested in everything you have to say.

I don’t think I could be any more obvious that I like you even if I wrote it on my forehead!

Happy birthday to you, sweet crush!
Happy birthday!

I know you already think I’m sweet enough,
but don’t forget to save me a slice of cake!

I’ll also be measuring the size of my
piece by how much I mean to you, so
I’m expecting a pretty huge chunk!
If you look good on any ordinary
day, I can’t even imagine how
amazing you’ll look in your
birthday suit today!

Happy birthday to you, you
gorgeous human!
Today is your very special day!
Happy birthday to you!

I’ve been so looking forward to
this day arriving, you wouldn’t
even believe!

I have a very special birthday
present for you this year, but
you’re going to have to wait
to see it! Anyway, just remember
that the best things in life come
to those who wait!

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