Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush


38 happy birthday wishes found:

Wishing a happy birthday to my crush,
who always manages to make me blush!

Have a lovely day, as lovely as you are!
Today is the anniversary of the day
the most beautiful human entered
the world! Happy birthday!

I want you to know that I’m thinking
of you on your special day today,
and come to think of it, pretty much
every other day too!
If you look good on any ordinary
day, I can’t even imagine how
amazing you’ll look in your
birthday suit today!

Happy birthday to you, you
gorgeous human!
If you close your eyes and imagine
the best gift you could receive,
you’re bound to picture me!

Great minds think alike as the best
gift I too could think of getting you
this year is me!

So here I am, for your birthday this
year, I’m all yours! Happy birthday!
A handsome guy like you shouldn’t be without a glamorous date on his birthday, so I’m just letting you know that I’m free if need be! Happy birthday!
We must be soulmates because nobody else gets me like you do! I hope you have the most fantastic birthday today, my dear!
Are you even real? I have to ask because you just seem too good to be true!

Happy birthday to you today, my dear!
Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful friend!

We have shared so many wonderful
moments and created some truly
memorable memories to cherish
forever. We’re certainly going to have
some incredibly funny stories to tell
our kids someday!
There are so many things that make you as
unique and wonderful as you are, but the
things I love about you most of all is that
you’re hilariously funny and so utterly cool!

I'm wishing you a fabulous birthday today!
Happy birthday to you, cutie!

I want you to know that I’m thinking about you on your birthday today and, well, every other day come to think of it! You’re always on my mind!

I hope you have the fab day that you deserve!
I wanted to get you something pretty for
your birthday this year but seeing as nothing
even comes close to matching your beauty,
I just decided to buy you a mirror!

Happy birthday to you, beautiful one!
Happy birthday!

Seeing as it’s your birthday I would
cook for you, but that wouldn’t go well!

Instead, I’ll take you out for dinner,
my treat! My gift to you!
Today’s your birthday and all eyes are on you, but that can’t be anything new for you as you must be used to all this attention! Happy birthday!
You might have heard rumors that I have a crush on you, and seeing as it’s your special day I’ll come clean and admit that they’re true!

I can’t imagine you’ll receive a better gift than that on your birthday today!
Happy birthday!

Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!

I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty! 

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