Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush (2)

I’m already sweet enough

Happy birthday!

I know you already think I’m sweet enough,
but don’t forget to save me a slice of cake!

I’ll also be measuring the size of my
piece by how much I mean to you, so
I’m expecting a pretty huge chunk!

You’re always on my mind

Happy birthday to you, cutie!

I want you to know that I’m thinking about you on your birthday today and, well, every other day come to think of it! You’re always on my mind!

I hope you have the fab day that you deserve!

There are many things I love about you

There are so many things that make you as
unique and wonderful as you are, but the
things I love about you most of all is that
you’re hilariously funny and so utterly cool!

I'm wishing you a fabulous birthday today!

Your birthday should be almost as beautiful as you

Happy birthday!

Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!

I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty!

The best things come to those who wait

Today is your very special day!
Happy birthday to you!

I’ve been so looking forward to
this day arriving, you wouldn’t
even believe!

I have a very special birthday
present for you this year, but
you’re going to have to wait
to see it! Anyway, just remember
that the best things in life come
to those who wait!

You’re too good to be true

Are you even real? I have to ask because you just seem too good to be true!

Happy birthday to you today, my dear!

I can’t be any more obvious

I laugh at all your jokes even if they aren’t very funny and I pretend to look interested in everything you have to say.

I don’t think I could be any more obvious that I like you even if I wrote it on my forehead!

Happy birthday to you, sweet crush!

Surprise birthday gifts are always the best

Happy birthday!

Surprise birthday gifts are always the best kind of gifts, so finding out that you have a secret crush would certainly be an unexpected and welcome surprise!

So when you close your eyes, blow out your candles and make a wish, bear that in mind as it might just come true!

You’re like a piece of fine art

Happy birthday to the cutest person in the world and someone very close to my heart!

To me, you are just as precious as a piece of fine art!

You're not only beautiful on your birthday

People will for sure tell you that you look
beautiful on your birthday today, but I
don’t think that you’re beautiful today; I
think you’re beautiful each and every day!

Happy birthday, gorgeous one! I hope your
day is a truly special one!

The rumors are true, I have a crush on you

You might have heard rumors that I have a crush on you, and seeing as it’s your special day I’ll come clean and admit that they’re true!

I can’t imagine you’ll receive a better gift than that on your birthday today!

I have a secret to share with you

I’ve got a tiny secret to share with you today, which is that I think you’re absolutely gorgeous! You probably already knew that, anyway! Happy birthday to you!

Nobody else gets me like you do

We must be soulmates because nobody else gets me like you do! I hope you have the most fantastic birthday today, my dear!

We have lots of stories to tell our future kids

Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful friend!

We have shared so many wonderful
moments and created some truly
memorable memories to cherish
forever. We’re certainly going to have
some incredibly funny stories to tell
our kids someday!