Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister


164 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, little sis!

It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
You’re lucky to have a dear sister like me
I'll always be older than you, little sis
Happy birthday, baby sister!

Like the finest wine you just keep improving with age, sis! Just like your elder sister, then! 
You’ll be my little sis forever and ever
My cheeky little sister is growing up
You can’t stop getting older, little sis,
so your only hope is that you grow old
gracefully like me! Happy birthday to you!
Sometimes sassy but always fabulous
You’ll always be my little sidekick, brother
Happy birthday, little sis!

We’ve shared many laughs
Too many times to quote
With a dear sister like you
I’ll always be able to gloat!
Happy birthday to you today
my dear, ageing sister!

Looks like we might have to
get two cakes this year to
accommodate all of the candles!
The cracks are finally starting to show, sis
A little sis who is big in my heart
Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!

Happy birthday to you today, sis!
I see a lot of myself in you, little sis
How is it that you’re my elder sister and even though you’re turning another year older today, you simply never seem to age?! You’re making me look bad, sis!

I hope that I too will follow in your footsteps and just stop ageing at a certain point as well!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Happy birthday to my biggest
inspiration: my dear elder sister!

Looking back, everyone knew that
you would grow up to be someone
amazing and truly fabulous!

You might still have some growing
up to do but you’ll get there, sis!
The fact I was born first
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!

Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
If wisdom and beauty come with age then you must be really wise and really beautiful by now, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Don’t worry about all of the candles on
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!

I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
Happy birthday to my little sister who only seems to get more beautiful each year! Either that or my eyesight is getting worse with age!
Happy birthday, sis! Seeing how there’s no gift better than simply having a sibling like me, I didn’t get you anything extra this year!

I hope your heart is as full of love as it can be on your special day!
At times you might be annoying
Sometimes you drive me mad
But you’ll always be my sister
And really, you’re not all bad!

I guess if I’m totally honest
I wouldn’t choose anyone else!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
Happy birthday to my dear sister who I’m actually quite fond of now!

She’s not nearly as bad as I used to think she was when we were younger!

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