Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister


164 happy birthday wishes found:

Don’t worry about all of the candles on
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!

I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
You might be older than me but you certainly don’t look it! It seems as though you were blessed with the good genes in the family, sis! Happy birthday!
There is no gift in the world more precious than a beautiful and unique sister like you, and there is no gift good enough for someone as incredible as you.

That’s exactly why I didn’t get you anything this year, sis! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday from mom and dad’s
favorite child! Don’t worry though,
sis, you’re a very close runner-up!
While you might be getting older, sis,
you can always look at me to remind
you what young looks like!

I’m just kidding with you! You look
really good considering your age!

Happy birthday to you from your
hilarious and beautiful younger sister!
Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!

Happy birthday to you today, sis!
Happy birthday to my fantabulous sister!

You might have some growing up to do
yet, but there’s still plenty of time to get
to that at some point, sis!

Just enjoy life while you’re still young!
Well youngish, at least!
How is it that you’re my elder sister and even though you’re turning another year older today, you simply never seem to age?! You’re making me look bad, sis!

I hope that I too will follow in your footsteps and just stop ageing at a certain point as well!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
If wisdom and beauty come with age then you must be really wise and really beautiful by now, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, sis!

Over the years, we’ve kept many of
each other’s secrets safe but on your
special day this year, I propose that we
promise to keep the biggest secret of
all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours
if you don’t reveal mine!
Happy birthday, dear sister!

What better gift is there than a 
sweet, thoughtful, and touching 
birthday message written from 
the heart? Something so truly 
sentimental that money simply 
cannot buy.

Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
I would tell you not to grow up too
quickly and simply cherish the years,
but you seem to be doing a pretty good
job of that all by yourself, my dear sister!

I’m wishing you a very happy birthday
and sending a big kiss!
Happy birthday, little sis!

Over the years you have driven me up the
wall and tried my patience time and time
again, but really I have you to thank for
that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such
a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
Happy birthday to my cute, crazy, and
forever fabulous sister! You’re a girl I’m
almost always glad to have as my sister!
Happy birthday to you, little sister!

Your birthday is a truly unique one
As even when all is said and done
You might well be another year older
But you never age or get any wiser!

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