Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister


164 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, little sis!

It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday, sis!

It might appear obvious who’s the
youngest between me and you, but
only we really know the truth!

I’m happy to keep the secret if you are!
Not all sisters are blessed with a brother
Who’s as wonderful as can be
Which is why you should count yourself
Lucky that you ended up with me!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a crazy girl I’m blessed to call my sister! You’re the life of the party and the star of the show, little sis!
Wow, sis, you’ve had so many birthdays now that I’m starting to lose count!

What’s worse is that I’m older than you, so what does that say about me! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my beautiful younger
sister who still isn’t showing her age…
nor is she acting it yet, either!
My dear big sister, how is it that with
each birthday you get another year
older, yet you never seem to age a
day! I hope that trait runs in our genes!

I’m wishing you an amazing and
beautiful birthday today, sis!
Happy birthday, sis!

There might have been a time when we
were younger that I would’ve traded you
for something as small as a chocolate bar,
but now I wouldn’t trade you for the world!

I’ve come to love and embrace the fact
that you’re my annoying little sis and you
always will be! I wouldn’t have you any
other way!
The fact I was born first
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!

Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
Happy birthday, sis.

Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!

Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Happy birthday, sis!

You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!

Thank you for that, sis!
It’s no secret,
It’s simply a fact 
You can’t pick your family
There are no takebacks!

This is the reason why I’m
Stuck with you as my sister!

I’m just kidding with you!
Even if I had a choice
I'd always choose you!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
Happy birthday, sister!

Enjoy your youthful beauty while you
still can, little sis, because once you
get to my age that all starts to change!

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