There is no gift in the world more precious than a beautiful and unique sister like you, and there is no gift good enough for someone as incredible as you.
That’s exactly why I didn’t get you anything this year, sis! Happy birthday!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
There might have been a time when we were younger that I would’ve traded you for something as small as a chocolate bar, but now I wouldn’t trade you for the world!
I’ve come to love and embrace the fact that you’re my annoying little sis and you always will be! I wouldn’t have you any other way!
It must be so nice not ever having to worry about your age because at least you’ll always be younger than me! That’s possibly the best gift I could ever give to you!
Happy birthday, sis! Although you can’t rewind and get any younger, at least we can stop counting from this year onwards to make sure you don’t get any older!