You might be older than me but you certainly don’t look it! It seems as though you were blessed with the good genes in the family, sis! Happy birthday!
There is no gift in the world more precious than a beautiful and unique sister like you, and there is no gift good enough for someone as incredible as you.
That’s exactly why I didn’t get you anything this year, sis! Happy birthday!
Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!
How is it that you’re my elder sister and even though you’re turning another year older today, you simply never seem to age?! You’re making me look bad, sis!
I hope that I too will follow in your footsteps and just stop ageing at a certain point as well!
Over the years, we’ve kept many of each other’s secrets safe but on your special day this year, I propose that we promise to keep the biggest secret of all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours if you don’t reveal mine!
What better gift is there than a sweet, thoughtful, and touching birthday message written from the heart? Something so truly sentimental that money simply cannot buy.
Okay, yeah, you guessed it… I forgot to get you a gift!
I would tell you not to grow up too quickly and simply cherish the years, but you seem to be doing a pretty good job of that all by yourself, my dear sister!
I’m wishing you a very happy birthday and sending a big kiss!
Over the years you have driven me up the wall and tried my patience time and time again, but really I have you to thank for that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!