Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister


164 happy birthday wishes found:

How is it possible that you can be younger than me, yet at the same time look so much older! I guess it’s just the result of having all that wisdom and maturity!

I’m wishing you a fabulous birthday this year, my dear little sister!
Happy birthday to my dear elder sis!

Getting older isn’t all doom and gloom! For example, with each birthday that passes by you’re getting ever-closer to becoming a senior citizen and enjoying all of the old person perks that come with it!
Many see getting older
As something that is
Annoying and a bore
But to me, I think it’s  
Only a good thing
As I only like you better
Each year more and more!

Happy birthday from your
Favorite younger brother, sis!
Happy birthday to my baby sister who sometimes is so annoying that I wish she was far away, but deep down I know I would miss her after just one day!

Happy birthday from your elder brother!
Happy birthday from mom and dad’s
favorite child! Don’t worry though,
sis, you’re a very close runner-up!
You might be older than me but you certainly don’t look it! It seems as though you were blessed with the good genes in the family, sis! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, little sis!

Over the years you have driven me up the
wall and tried my patience time and time
again, but really I have you to thank for
that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such
a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
I’ll admit that when we were
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…

You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!

Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!
May your birthday be just like the day you were born: with you screaming and everyone making a fuss of you!

Happy birthday, sis!
As your elder sibling, it’s my duty to boss you around and act as though you’re always bothering me but seeing as today is your special day I’ll give you a break!

Happy birthday to you, little sis!
Having a younger sibling like me is tough competition and while you may not have won the title of favorite child when we were growing up, you’ll always hold the prestigious position of fav sister to me!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my great sister who’s lucky enough to have an even greater sister! May your special day be as fabulous as we are!
Happy birthday, sister!

Today is your very special day
It’s your time to rejoice and gloat
In the fact you’ve been fabulous
For longer than I can quote!
Happy birthday, little sister!

I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
Happy birthday, sis!

There might have been a time when we
were younger that I would’ve traded you
for something as small as a chocolate bar,
but now I wouldn’t trade you for the world!

I’ve come to love and embrace the fact
that you’re my annoying little sis and you
always will be! I wouldn’t have you any
other way!

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