Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister
164 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday, little sister!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
Happy birthday, sis.
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Don’t worry about all of the candles on
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!
I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!
I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!
Thank you for that, sis!
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!
Thank you for that, sis!
It’s no secret,
It’s simply a fact
You can’t pick your family
There are no takebacks!
This is the reason why I’m
Stuck with you as my sister!
I’m just kidding with you!
Even if I had a choice
I'd always choose you!
Happy birthday to you, sis!
It’s simply a fact
You can’t pick your family
There are no takebacks!
This is the reason why I’m
Stuck with you as my sister!
I’m just kidding with you!
Even if I had a choice
I'd always choose you!
Happy birthday to you, sis!
If there’s one birthday
I would never miss
It’d be the birthday of
My sweet little sis!
I’d never pass up
The opportunity to
Remind you that I’m
The older and wiser one,
And I always will be!
Happy birthday!
I would never miss
It’d be the birthday of
My sweet little sis!
I’d never pass up
The opportunity to
Remind you that I’m
The older and wiser one,
And I always will be!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my little sister who only seems to get more beautiful each year! Either that or my eyesight is getting worse with age!
You’ve been my sister for so long now
that I’ve lost count of exactly how many
years that is! Which is actually pretty
lucky for you, I’d say!
Happy birthday!
that I’ve lost count of exactly how many
years that is! Which is actually pretty
lucky for you, I’d say!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, sis!
The years might not be on your
side, but I always will be!
I’ll be there for you no matter how
old, gray, and wrinkly you get!
The years might not be on your
side, but I always will be!
I’ll be there for you no matter how
old, gray, and wrinkly you get!
It’s no secret that you’re getting older,
sis, but that doesn’t mean we have to
reveal exactly how old that is!
Just remember, the bigger that number
gets the more you owe me for keeping
things quiet!
I’ll always have your back, my dear sister!
Happy birthday!
sis, but that doesn’t mean we have to
reveal exactly how old that is!
Just remember, the bigger that number
gets the more you owe me for keeping
things quiet!
I’ll always have your back, my dear sister!
Happy birthday!
We might have been each other’s biggest enemies at times as kids but as we’ve grown up, I’ve learnt to tolerate you much better! Happy birthday to you, sis!
Happy birthday, my dear sister!
Who would have thought that the person
who was once my biggest foe would
someday turn out to be my best friend!
Well, I have to tell you that the feeling is
mutual, sis, and I love you lots too!
Who would have thought that the person
who was once my biggest foe would
someday turn out to be my best friend!
Well, I have to tell you that the feeling is
mutual, sis, and I love you lots too!
I’ll admit that when we were
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…
You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!
Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!
growing up together there
were times when I used to
think that you were the worst…
You’re still not perfect but hey,
you’re not far off!
Happy birthday to you today,
my near-perfect sister!
Don’t let another birthday get you down,
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
