People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!
I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
Happy birthday from your better-looking and totally awesome younger sibling!
It can’t have been easy growing up with me, especially as I would get away with anything! Don’t feel bad though, sis, the younger sibling is always the favorite of the family!
Growing up you always were a little princess and a mega diva, and I’m so pleased to see that nothing has changed since then! Happy birthday, my forever fabulous younger sister!
There is no gift in the world more precious than a beautiful and unique sister like you, and there is no gift good enough for someone as incredible as you.
That’s exactly why I didn’t get you anything this year, sis! Happy birthday!
Over the years you have driven me up the wall and tried my patience time and time again, but really I have you to thank for that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
As your elder sibling, it’s my duty to boss you around and act as though you’re always bothering me but seeing as today is your special day I’ll give you a break!