Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister


164 happy birthday wishes found:

The fact that you’re turning another year older simply makes me feel older than ever! Thanks a lot, little sis!
Happy birthday to my biggest
inspiration: my dear elder sister!

Looking back, everyone knew that
you would grow up to be someone
amazing and truly fabulous!

You might still have some growing
up to do but you’ll get there, sis!
The fact I was born first
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!

Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
Having a stylish sister is the ultimate
dream and the greatest blessing any girl
could wish for in life. Not least because it
automatically means that there’s double
the wardrobe to choose from!

Obviously, I think a lot more of you than
just an endless source of new clothing, sis.
There are shoes too, of course!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Happy birthday, sis!

It might not make you feel better, but I can always find comfort knowing that you’re older than I am and you always will be!
My dear big sister, how is it that with
each birthday you get another year
older, yet you never seem to age a
day! I hope that trait runs in our genes!

I’m wishing you an amazing and
beautiful birthday today, sis!
Happy birthday, sis! Although you can’t rewind and get any younger, at least we can stop counting from this year onwards to make sure you don’t get any older!
Happy birthday, dear sister!

What better gift is there than a 
sweet, thoughtful, and touching 
birthday message written from 
the heart? Something so truly 
sentimental that money simply 
cannot buy.

Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
Friendship is a choice but when it
comes to family it’s all down to chance!

Thankfully, I was lucky enough to
end up with a sister like you!

Happy birthday!
You’re always playing catch up
Trying to keep up with me
But I’ll always be the elder one
Older than me you’ll never be!

I’m wishing the very happiest
Of birthdays to you today
My sweet younger sister!
Happy birthday, sis.

Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!

Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Happy birthday to my cute, crazy, and
forever fabulous sister! You’re a girl I’m
almost always glad to have as my sister!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!

Thank you for that, sis!
Happy birthday to my little sister who only seems to get more beautiful each year! Either that or my eyesight is getting worse with age!
You’ve been my sister for so long now
that I’ve lost count of exactly how many
years that is! Which is actually pretty
lucky for you, I’d say!

Happy birthday!

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