60+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend


Happy birthday to my absolutely stunning girlfriend!

I must say that luckily you still have beauty on your side, my dear, because the years certainly seem to be against you!

I’m just kidding, you’re not that old really!

Just remember, though, that no matter how old you get, you will always be beautiful in my eyes, my love!
You are the smartest girl I know with such
impeccable taste, and not just because
you chose me to be your boyfriend!

Joking aside, I’m the fortunate one to
have you. You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me.

Happy birthday, honey.
Every year that your birthday comes around I have to pause for a moment and think about whether it’s actually your birthday or mine, as I’m the lucky one because you are the most beautiful gift I could have ever received!

In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!
Happy birthday to someone who is lucky to have such a handsome and charismatic boyfriend: my girlfriend!

I hope you enjoy your day, my love!
I’ve come to realize that fate must exist,
otherwise how else would two oddballs
like us have met in a world of so many
normal people!

I hope you enjoy your special day today
my cute, unique, gorgeous birthday girl!
As your boyfriend, it’s my duty to keep all
your secrets under wraps so I’ll make sure
I add your age to the ever-growing list!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday, my beautiful girl!

I know exactly how you must feel on your birthday today since you make each and every day feel like a birthday for me! You are the most wonderful gift that keeps on giving, sweetie!
It’s hard to shop for someone who
already has everything their heart
could ever desire, so I just decided
not to get you anything!

Besides, what more could you really
want than a perfect boyfriend like me!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
How do you do it, my love? How do you defy nature and manage to look younger with each passing birthday?!

It’s supposed to work the opposite way!

Love you!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous, hilarious, incredible girlfriend!

No wonder we’re such a perfect match!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous gf!

It’s not often you find a guy
With both beauty and brains,
So you’re super lucky to have 
Found both those qualities in me!
Happy birthday, beautiful one!

I figured that for your gift 
On your special day this year
I could write you a funny letter
I could send you a silly card
But really all you need to see
Is my face to make you laugh!

The image of that gift is one 
That you can carry around 
With you wherever you go!
Happy birthday to my girl!

To me, you will always be so much more than just a lover, girl. You’re somebody I actually enjoy spending time with!
Happy birthday to the most beautiful, gorgeous, and stunning woman in the world: my girlfriend! Let’s celebrate those good looks before they start to fade!
Happy birthday to my very understanding
and tolerant girlfriend!

It can’t be easy being with a model-like
guy who receives so much attention,
but I guess you knew and accepted
that when we first started dating!

Thank you for being so easy-going,
my love! 

I hope you have a wonderful birthday
this year and that some of the attention
is on you for a change!

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