I was going to buy you a pretty piece of jewellery this year for your birthday to compliment your jaw-dropping beauty, my love, but then I thought how unnecessary it would be when you’re already as pretty as you could be!
If you’re wondering why I wrapped myself up as a present this year, it’s because I wanted to get you what your heart most desires! Happy birthday, my love!
I figured that for your gift On your special day this year I could write you a funny letter I could send you a silly card But really all you need to see Is my face to make you laugh!
The image of that gift is one That you can carry around With you wherever you go!