Funny Birthday Wishes for Uncle

42 happy birthday wishes found:

When the candles are equal to the frosting

It’s a sure sign that you’re getting old
when the candle to frosting ratio on
your birthday cake is equal, uncle!

Happy birthday to you!

A lovely and generous uncle

Today, I have the pleasure of wishing you a very happy birthday, my super amazing, lovely and generous uncle!

I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!

Eat, drink and be merry

Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!

I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!

Happy birthday to you!

Not enough candles for your cake

I wanted to put the exact number of candles on your cake this year, but the store told me they didn’t have that many in stock! Happy birthday, uncle!

You’re as old as you are dear to me

Happy birthday to my dear uncle who is as old as he is dear to me!

And seeing how you were born many, many, many moons ago, that should give you some indication as to how very much you mean to me!

You don’t always get wiser with age

Another year has passed us by, dear uncle, and you continue to be living proof that you don’t necessarily become any wiser the older you get!

That’s okay, though! You don’t need to become any wiser because you’re already wise enough!

Happy birthday!

You’re only ever as old as you feel, uncle

The years are really starting to stack up
now, uncle! Never mind, just remember
that you’re only ever as old as you feel!

Happy birthday!

You’re unique, uncle

A crazy uncle like you
There cannot be two
You truly are unique
You’re my favorite freak!

Happy birthday! 😜

People tend to get wiser with age, uncle

Whereas most people tend to get wiser with age, you simply just get older!

Happy birthday to you today, uncle!

Age hasn't been kind to you, uncle

Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!

And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!

Happy birthday to you today!

Don’t worry about getting old, uncle

Don’t worry about getting old, uncle.

In my eyes, you’ve already been old for a while now so what’s one more year!

Happy birthday to you!

Make each day count, uncle

Now more than ever you should be
living life to the fullest, making each
day count, and never looking back
with regret because the fact is at
your delicate age you just never
know exactly how much longer is
left on the clock!

Happy birthday to you, uncle!

You’re the life of the party, uncle

Happy birthday, uncle!

You’re the life of the party, there’s never a dull moment when you’re around, you bring the fun with you more than anyone else I have found!