Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, sis!

You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
I see a lot of myself in you, little sis
You're older but not any wiser, sis
Happy birthday to a crazy girl I’m blessed to call my sister! You’re the life of the party and the star of the show, little sis!
Happy birthday to a super nephew
You’re ageing like a fine wine, husband
Thank you for having yet another birthday
and for being a constant reminder that I’ll
always be older than you.

Thanks a bunch, bro!
Wishing you an insanely good birthday, my friend
You’re my favorite girl alive, cousin
It’s no wonder people mistake us for
siblings rather than cousins because I too
sometimes forget that you are my cousin
as you’re so much more like a sister to me!

Happy birthday, my dear! I hope your
special day is as special as you are to me!
The cracks are finally starting to show, sis
A one-of-a-kind uncle
You think that age is but a number and you’re only as old as you feel. 

Well, tell that to your arthritis when the time comes and you will soon see that age does, in fact, matter a lot.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
If you weren't my brother we'd still be friends
You're lucky that you have a friend like me
To a friend of mine who it feels like
I’ve known for all eternity, I’m wishing
a truly wonderful birthday today!

You must feel pretty lucky to have
had a great friend like me in your life
for all these years since childhood!
For a cousin and a sister all rolled into one
I’m wishing you a birthday that’s full of fun!

Happy birthday, my dear! 

Here’s to the many years of laughter and 
creating wonderful memories together 
that are still waiting to be written!
Happy birthday to my best bud and
my brother from another mother!

May your special day be as
awesome as you are, cousin!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.

Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.

Have a great birthday, dear friend!
I would have baked you a cake
for your birthday this year, but we
both know that wouldn’t have turned
out so well!

So, instead, I’m sending you this
beautifully heartfelt birthday message!

I’m wishing you the world on your
special day today, bestie!
How I got so lucky to end up with someone as beautiful as you I’ll never know, but I’m certainly not complaining about it! Happy birthday, sweetie.
Happy birthday, my fabulous sister! Every day must be like a birthday for you, as you’re lucky enough to have the best sibling in the whole entire world!
Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most amazing sibling in the world!

Oh, hold on… that should say from, not to!
Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous best friend!

Having a fun gal pal who is always full of life like you means that there’s never a dull moment when you’re around. You’re always the life and soul of any party!

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