Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my lover girl!

To me, you are so much more
Than simply just my lover
You’re the one whose company
I enjoy more than any other!
Dashing good looks don’t last forever
You're almost the whole package, boyfriend
Happiest of birthdays to you, cousin!

Seeing as you’re just as close to me as
a sister, I feel I can be honest with you
about anything.

So, I’ll just come right out and tell you…
I totally forgot to get you a gift this year!
People usually think you're the younger one
The woman who made my life whole
Happy birthday, sweetie!

You truly are a very special girl
to put up with a guy like me…

You must really love me a lot!
You're lucky to have a wife like me
A cheeky cousin and a true sister
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There aren’t many boyfriends
Who are as wonderful as you!

Of course, that means there 
Must be some that are better,
But let’s not focus on that part!

Happy birthday to you, my love!
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
A little sis who is big in my heart
You’re worth the effort, my love
Age is just a number, but in your case it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!
I finally found my prince
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
Happy birthday to you today, teacher!

I’m so grateful for you as you never gave up on me. You believed in me when I didn’t believe in myself, and you continued to care even when I couldn’t really have cared much less!

You truly are a very special teacher and one in a million!
Happy birthday, my sweetheart!

You are my beautiful queen and I will
always be your jester, there to provide
the fun and entertainment to make you
laugh and smile!

Your happiness is the most important
thing in the world to me.
We made sure to get a huge cake this year so that it could accommodate all of the candles on top!

Happy birthday, uncle!
Happy birthday to the only girl who can make me laugh uncontrollably, and usually at the most inappropriate times! 😜
Happy birthday to my baby sister who sometimes is so annoying that I wish she was far away, but deep down I know I would miss her after just one day!

Happy birthday from your elder brother!
There is no gift in the world more precious than a beautiful and unique sister like you, and there is no gift good enough for someone as incredible as you.

That’s exactly why I didn’t get you anything this year, sis! Happy birthday!
Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favorite day of the year, the day she turns another year older!
You’ve taught me many life lessons, uncle,
too many to list! Some have been useful,
others not so much!

Nevertheless, you’ll always be a true
inspiration to me and I’ll forever hold
everything I’ve learned from you dearly
in my heart!

Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday from your better-looking
and totally awesome younger sibling!

It can’t have been easy growing up with
me, especially as I would get away with
anything! Don’t feel bad though, sis, the
younger sibling is always the favorite of
the family!

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