Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

To a friend of mine who it feels like
I’ve known for all eternity, I’m wishing
a truly wonderful birthday today!

You must feel pretty lucky to have
had a great friend like me in your life
for all these years since childhood!
Happy birthday to my favorite uncle
A cousin sister who is utterly cool
If I told you that you’re the second most beautiful person in the world I’m sure you would agree, because as we both know the first and foremost is obviously me!

Happy birthday to you today, my handsome man!
You’re another year older, buddy
A teacher with the patience of a saint
Happy birthday from mom and dad’s
favorite child! Don’t worry though,
sis, you’re a very close runner-up!
Little brother, you’re older but no wiser
If you weren't my brother we'd still be friends
Happy birthday to my
incredibly lucky girlfriend!

I say lucky because you
have me as your boyfriend! 
I often ask myself, what was it that
I did to deserve a friend like you?

Well, the conclusion I always come
to is that I must have done something
severely wrong in a past life to
deserve such a punishment!

I’m just messing with you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you!
I’ve grown to love you, little sis
You’re my favorite boyfriend of all
I bought you a birthday gift,
But then really I thought
I should get you another
Since you’re so much more
Than just a cousin, to me
You’re also a brother!

Happy birthday to you, buddy!
You’re really lovely now, sis
The candles cost more than the cake
Happy birthday to my handsome
husband who still isn’t showing
his age, or acting it either!

I guess really I’m lucky my hubby
hasn’t changed and that he’s still
the same great man I met and fell
in love with all those years ago!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!
Happy birthday to a crazy girl I’m blessed to call my sister! You’re the life of the party and the star of the show, little sis!
Happy birthday, old man!

If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!
Happy birthday, dear sister!

What better gift is there than a 
sweet, thoughtful, and touching 
birthday message written from 
the heart? Something so truly 
sentimental that money simply 
cannot buy.

Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, big bro!

Don’t feel down when people mistake you for my father rather than for my elder brother, they can obviously just sense how wise and mature you are!

It has nothing to do with the fact that you look about a million years old!

I hope you have a really great day, my dear elder brother!
Happy birthday, sweetie!

I always thought that as you age you’re supposed to look older as well but like most other things, you appear to be stubborn with that too!

Just that this time around it’s actually something you’re stubborn about that I can get on board with!
All these laps around the sun are starting
to take their toll!
Late birthday wishes are better than no wishes whatsoever! Just be thankful that I remembered at all!

Belated happy birthday to you!

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