Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to you, brother! If
you’re concerned about getting older,
just remember that age is nothing
more than a number.

It just so happens that in your case that
number is becoming quite a big one!
Some things will never change, bestie
A husband who has it all
Happy birthday to my particularly
smart girlfriend!

You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!

Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!

Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
My husband deserves a medal
I've kept my crush discreet so far
You’ve taught me many life lessons, uncle,
too many to list! Some have been useful,
others not so much!

Nevertheless, you’ll always be a true
inspiration to me and I’ll forever hold
everything I’ve learned from you dearly
in my heart!

Happy birthday to you today!
Nobody makes me laugh like you do, bro
Happy birthday to my funny husband
Many girls can only wish for the
perfect guy but luckily for you, that
dream came true when you met me!

Happy birthday, my beautiful love!
I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!

In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, crazy cat
Happy birthday to my favorite uncle
It’s no wonder people mistake us for
siblings rather than cousins because I too
sometimes forget that you are my cousin
as you’re so much more like a sister to me!

Happy birthday, my dear! I hope your
special day is as special as you are to me!
Boyfriend, you're funny and handsome
I’ll keep your real age a secret
For better or for worse
Even if sometimes
You might annoy me
You’re the husband I want
Today, tomorrow, forever
You always have been
And you always will be!

I’m sending you birthday wishes 
Filled with lots of love on your
Special day this year, my dear!
Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!

And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!

Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday, love!

On your birthday this year, you can have anything you wish for. But really what more could you want when you already have a girlfriend like me!
Happy birthday to you today,
my dear best friend!

You, my friend, are a truly unique
guy and anything but ordinary.
You’re simply unlike any other!

I mean, for example, most
people tend to get wiser with
age but nope, not you!
Happy birthday to my beautiful younger
sister who still isn’t showing her age…
nor is she acting it yet, either!
Happy birthday!

Seeing as it’s your birthday I would
cook for you, but that wouldn’t go well!

Instead, I’ll take you out for dinner,
my treat! My gift to you!
Great friends should be treasured,
especially the ones of your age that
are a little more fragile!

I’ll always be here to look out for you,
dude! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

May you enjoy your special day where all of the attention is on you! Although, if we’re being honest you shine in the spotlight each and every day!
Happy birthday to one of the better-
looking men I know: my boyfriend!

You're the sweetest, craziest, and
funniest person I know; you're the
whole package really! I’m looking
forward to many happy years
ahead of making each other
smile and laugh!

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