Funny Birthday Wishes


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Happy birthday, my friend!

I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
You appear more handsome with age
If you weren't my brother we'd still be friends
In you, I found my soulmate 
We’re two peas in a pod
We share the same sense of humor 
And we’re both a little bit odd!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
You're still not showing or acting your age, cousin
Little brother, you’re older but no wiser
On your birthday this year, little brother, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you!

Happy birthday to you!
A cheeky cousin and a true sister
You're just like a sister to me, cousin
Today marks another year that I’ve been blessing all of your lives!
Happy birthday to my unique best friend! I mean, you really are a one of a kind girl; you’re unlike anybody else I’ve ever met!

Whether that’s due to reasons better or for worse, I’ll leave that up to you to decide!
You’re my favorite boyfriend of all
I know that I test your patience, girlfriend
The older you get, the wiser and smarter you become… is the case for most people.

You always did stand out from the crowd when you were younger, bro, and I’m glad to see that you’re no different now!

Happy birthday to you!
Telling you just how special you are to me
You're almost the whole package, boyfriend
Happy birthday to someone who knows of
all my imperfections and everything else
about me yet still chooses to be my friend!

You are extraordinary, my dear!
Happy birthday, my hunky husband!

Today might well be your birthday,
but I feel like I’m the one getting the
greatest gift of all as you truly are a
treat for the eyes!

I don’t know how you do it but each
year you only appear to get more
handsome, which is super lucky for
me… Seems like I made a good
investment after all!
Happy birthday, teacher!

I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…

I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!

You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!

Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!
The fact that you’re turning another year older simply makes me feel older than ever! Thanks a lot, little sis!
Getting old is all about losing things. You start to lose your memory, your hair and even your keys. But just focus on the positive side, at least you still have your teeth. Remember to smile while you still have them.

Happy birthday, best friend!
Another year older and it’s actually starting to show, bestie! 

Just kidding! You’ve still got a few more good years in you yet! 

Happy birthday to you!
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
I don’t want you to think that I forgot your special day, so please don’t look at this as a late birthday wish! Instead, just look at it as a super early one for next year!

I’ve already started counting down the days and I hope you have a fab year leading up to it!

All the best to you, my friend!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is my way of revealing
That I really like you!

Happy birthday, gorgeous!

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