Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend! Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old! But in all truth, you do seem to be getting more and more handsome with age! So actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
You always were my annoying younger brother, and I’m pleased to say that you still are my annoying little bro!
The only thing that has changed over the years is that you’ve got older, better, and more experienced in discovering new and different ways to annoy me!