Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Another year older and the signs of aging are starting to show! Welcome to the club of getting older, little bro!

I know I can’t make fun since I’ve got a bit of a headstart on you, but you’re quickly catching me up!

Enjoy being young-ish while you still can, my dear younger brother! Happy birthday to you!
My next boyfriend will be funnier
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
Happy birthday to my handsome man!

I hope you know I’ll still love you when
you’re old and gray, which going by this
birthday probably isn’t too far away!

I’m sending you lots of love and kisses
today, birthday boy!
I wouldn’t trade you for anything, sis
We’re a match made in heaven, my love
Happy birthday to my best bud!

On your special day this year, may
all of your wildest dreams come true!
On second thoughts, maybe not
your wildest ones… 😜
I hope our friendship grows old with us
My husband's jokes get older with age
Happy birthday to the best brother!

Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!

I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
Wishing a very happy birthday to
our parents' second favourite child,
from their first favourite child!

Don’t worry, elder bro, you’ll always
be my favourite!
I must be crazy
Happy birthday to my funny husband
May your birthday cake this year be as sweet as you are a boyfriend, and may your candles burn as brightly as you do in my heart!
You’re like a little brother to me, cousin
I've kept my crush discreet so far
On your special day, I wanted to
tell you just how much you mean
to me, in a way that you’ll be able
to understand and relate to.

So I thought long and hard, and
decided that I love you even more
than you love football, and that’s
saying something! I long for the
day when you give me as much
attention as you do when you’re
watching a football match!

Have a very happy birthday today,
my love!
Happy birthday to my ageing
But still handsome husband!

No matter how old or gray,
Or however bald you become
I will always love you
Until the end of time!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
A mother and wife
The love of my life
You’re a gift from above
You’re my one true love!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday to my girlfriend, the only person in the whole world with a weird enough personality to match mine!

We are a match made in heaven, my dear, two perfect weirdos!

I’ll love you until the end of time!
Happy birthday, love!

On your birthday this year, you can have anything you wish for. But really what more could you want when you already have a girlfriend like me!
Happy birthday to you today,
my dear best friend!

You, my friend, are a truly unique
guy and anything but ordinary.
You’re simply unlike any other!

I mean, for example, most
people tend to get wiser with
age but nope, not you!
You might have heard rumors that I have a crush on you, and seeing as it’s your special day I’ll come clean and admit that they’re true!

I can’t imagine you’ll receive a better gift than that on your birthday today!
Happy birthday, bro!

A little brother like you is actually a blessing
in disguise… At first I thought I was unlucky
to have a younger brother, but now as the
years go on I feel like the luckiest big sister
in the world!

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