Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Sure, you’re getting older, but you’ll always be my annoying little sis! And to be totally honest, I wouldn’t have it any other way!

Happy birthday!
We’re a match made in heaven, my love
We make a dream team, my love
Oops, I forgot your birthday… My bad!

You should really have a more memorable birthday, though, so you're partially to blame here!
A sweet, kind, and funny grandson
Happy birthday to my funny husband
Happy birthday to my favorite
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!

I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
My husband's jokes get older with age
The cracks are finally starting to show, sis
Happy birthday to my fun uncle!

I think the reason we get along so well
is largely due to the fact that you never
grew up! That’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday to my girlfriend, the only person in the whole world with a weird enough personality to match mine!

We are a match made in heaven, my dear, two perfect weirdos!

I’ll love you until the end of time!
Boyfriend, you're funny and handsome
You're more handsome than ever, little bro
Happy birthday to the world’s best gal pal!

I can only hope that the frosting on your cake is as sweet as you are!
You’re another year older, buddy
My husband deserves a medal
Age might not be on your
side but I always will be!
You can always count on
me for anything, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, love!

On your birthday this year, you can have anything you wish for. But really what more could you want when you already have a girlfriend like me!
Huge congratulations to my incredible
wife who not only deserves a big slice
of birthday cake today, but she also
deserves a medal or a trophy for
putting up with a husband like me!

You truly are a saint, my dear!
Happy birthday to you, with love!
Happy birthday to my loving boyfriend,
who is the best thing that has ever
happened to me… So far!

Well, who knows what the future holds!
Happy birthday to one of the better-
looking men I know: my boyfriend!

You're the sweetest, craziest, and
funniest person I know; you're the
whole package really! I’m looking
forward to many happy years
ahead of making each other
smile and laugh!
I have a feeling that the person of your dreams is wishing you a happy birthday today… It’s just down to you to discover who that is!

Happy birthday!
Sometimes I wish you were my sister
But then I worry we might fight
So to have you as a cousin
Seems to be just right!

Happy birthday to you!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!

Thank you for that, sis!
Happy birthday to the second
most beautiful person in the
world after me, of course!

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