Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my wonderful wife!

I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
The candles cost more than the cake
You’re not getting any younger, bro
It’s completely understandable that you might be feeling as though I forgot your birthday this year, but that’s simply not what happened! I just couldn’t remember the exact day!

I knew it was around this time, so I at least deserve partial credit for that, right?

Happy birthday to you, anyway!
Your lessons are the least boring
You must be crazy, girl
Happy birthday to one of my best friends!

We’ve been buddies for so long and made it this far, so I guess I’m stuck with you for life now!
Happy birthday to my favorite weirdo
You're still the same as when we were kids
Happy birthday to my dear girlfriend!

How is it that you’re yet another year
older, but you look younger than ever!

You are blessed with a youthful
appearance, and I suppose I’m
blessed because of that too!

I hope you have a fabulous birthday,
my love!
Happy birthday to the world’s luckiest brother! If you’re wondering why you’re so lucky, it’s obviously because you have a super fab sister like me!
Another year older and no more mature
Happy birthday, crazy cat
Sometimes I wish you were my sister
But then I worry we might fight
So to have you as a cousin
Seems to be just right!

Happy birthday to you!
You’re ageing like a fine wine, husband
You’re another year older, buddy
Officially you’re my cousin, but my heart
says you’re my sister. Luckily for you, I
always listen to my heart!

Happy birthday to you, my dear. I
hope you have a truly wonderful time
celebrating your special day today!
Happy birthday, cousin!

You might not know this, but I’ve always
seen you as more of a younger sister
than a cousin.

It doesn’t even have anything to do with
age, it's simply the fact that you’re just
as annoying as a little sister!
For my dear boyfriend on your birthday
this year, I was going to wish for all of
your dreams to come true.

But, then I realized that they already
had come true the moment you met me!

Happy birthday, my gorgeous man!

Sending you all of my love on your
special day!
Laughing at each other or laughing
together, you’ll always be the person
I’ll most enjoy sharing life’s funniest
moments with!

Happy birthday, my sweet cousin!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!

Here’s to laughing at each other’s silly jokes until we’re well into old age!
I would tell you not to grow up too
quickly and simply cherish the years,
but you seem to be doing a pretty good
job of that all by yourself, my dear sister!

I’m wishing you a very happy birthday
and sending a big kiss!
Happy birthday to my loving boyfriend,
who is the best thing that has ever
happened to me… So far!

Well, who knows what the future holds!
Happy birthday to my ageing
But still handsome husband!

No matter how old or gray,
Or however bald you become
I will always love you
Until the end of time!
Oops, I forgot your birthday… My bad!

You should really have a more memorable birthday, though, so you're partially to blame here!

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