Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

It’s no wonder people mistake us for
siblings rather than cousins because I too
sometimes forget that you are my cousin
as you’re so much more like a sister to me!

Happy birthday, my dear! I hope your
special day is as special as you are to me!
I hope our friendship grows old with us
You're still the same as when we were kids
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!

Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!

Enjoy your special day, bro!
My gorgeous wife, always more beautiful
I’ll keep your real age a secret
Happy birthday, cousin!

On your special day this year, I just wanted to tell you how much you mean to me.

After all, we share so much more than simply the same family; we also share lots of secrets and unforgettable moments from our childhood! 
You’re another year older, buddy
Dashing good looks don’t last forever
Having a younger sibling like me is tough competition and while you may not have won the title of favorite child when we were growing up, you’ll always hold the prestigious position of fav sister to me!

Happy birthday to you!
Often crazy but always great fun to be around, you’re my cousin brother and I wouldn’t have you any other way! Happy birthday to you!
Your lessons are the least boring
We were destined to be best friends
Happy birthday to my friend with benefits!

Whether or not you want to put a label
on our relationship like girlfriend and
boyfriend, there’s no question about it
that having you as a friend comes with
it’s perks!

I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Another year older and no more mature
Helping you put out the candles on your cake
All these laps around the sun are starting
to take their toll!
Little brother, you’re growing up so
fast that it won’t be long before you
overtake me! In maturity, that is!

Have a great birthday! 🙌
Happy birthday to my wonderful guy
who is nothing short of perfection!

There might not be many of you about,
but you are living proof that the perfect
boyfriend does actually exist!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

May you enjoy your special day where all of the attention is on you! Although, if we’re being honest you shine in the spotlight each and every day!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There aren’t many boyfriends
Who are as wonderful as you!

Of course, that means there 
Must be some that are better,
But let’s not focus on that part!

Happy birthday to you, my love!
My gorgeous girlfriend, you’re so lucky to have what every GF wishes for: a wonderful boyfriend who is also a built-in BFF! Happy birthday!
Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favorite day of the year, the day she turns another year older!
You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!

Happy birthday, buddy!
Happy birthday to you!

If I had to give just one reason why you’re more like a sister to me than a cousin, it would be that growing up together you would annoy me just as much as any sister would!

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