Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I was going to buy you a pretty piece of jewellery this year for your birthday to compliment your jaw-dropping beauty, my love, but then I thought how unnecessary it would be when you’re already as pretty as you could be!

Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!
You’re another year older, buddy
A cheeky cousin and a true sister
Happy birthday to my gorgeous
girlfriend who is so totally extra!

You are always on, always
excitable and very dramatic!

Your larger than life personality is
what I love most about you, though!

I hope you have the fabulous birthday
you deserve, my dear girlfriend!
May your birthday be better than your jokes
Wishing you an insanely good birthday, my friend
Happy birthday, my love!

If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!

So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
Our childhood memories will never fade
You’re ageing like a fine wine, husband
Happy birthday to a relative of mine who appears much younger than he actually is, mainly owing to the fact that he simply doesn’t act his age!

Your youthfulness is mesmerizing, uncle! I hope you stay this fun forever and never grow up!
A sister like you
There are not two
Which is probably a good thing
Since I’m not sure the world is
Ready for another one like you!

Happy birthday, my wonderfully 
Unique sis!
I hope our friendship grows old with us
You're still not showing or acting your age, cousin
My gorgeous girlfriend, you’re so lucky to have what every GF wishes for: a wonderful boyfriend who is also a built-in BFF! Happy birthday!
Telling you just how special you are to me
I’ve grown to love you, little sis
Happy birthday to my cousin who
funnily enough happens to have
the best cousin in the world!

How crazy is that!
Happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend!

Your birthday is pretty much the only one that I can actually remember by heart, mainly because I know my life wouldn’t be worth living if I were to ever forget it!

I just know how very important your birthday is to you!

I hope you have the absolute best celebrations today, my love!
My lovely wife, another trip around the sun sees you turn another year older. Luckily you have a supportive husband in me to help you through this tough time!
I’m not saying you are old, but you
used to have a dinosaur for a pet!

Have a great birthday, old friend!
It has taken years of practice to become this wonderful!
Happy birthday to my dear girlfriend!

How is it that you’re yet another year
older, but you look younger than ever!

You are blessed with a youthful
appearance, and I suppose I’m
blessed because of that too!

I hope you have a fabulous birthday,
my love!
Happy birthday to you today, my friend!

You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks! Perhaps you're the crazy one after all!

I hope you have the best day this year, bud!
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!

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