Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my sweet cousin!

I wholeheartedly believe that we have a better relationship than most sisters, probably because we didn’t live together growing up!

I’m sure I would’ve grown tired of you had we been in each other’s pockets 24/7!
May your birthday be a hoot, sweetie
You’re my favorite boyfriend of all
You are more than a cousin to me, you’re more like a sister. Mainly because you dedicated your childhood to irritating me!

Happy birthday, cuz!
You’re like a little brother to me, cousin
A cheeky cousin and a true sister
Today is my birthday! Send me expensive gifts and lovely wishes!
I know that I test your patience, girlfriend
Some things will never change, bestie
There aren’t many people who love being at school so much that even after they’re finally free and don’t have to attend as a student anymore, they decide they want to come back for more and teach!

I have a lot of respect for you for that alone! Happy birthday to you, teacher!
Gal pals are a dime a dozen but you’re worth your weight in gold, my dear!

Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
Telling you just how special you are to me
I’ve grown to love you, little sis
Happy birthday to my lifelong best bud!

You’ve been with me from the beginning and you’ll be with me forevermore! There’s no getting rid of me now!
Our childhood memories will never fade
I hope our friendship grows old with us
People say that you get more beautiful with age, but surely they mean you become more beautiful on the inside because the cracks are certainly starting to show on the outside!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
I have great memories of when we were younger and all the stupid things we would get up to, but we were just kids back then!

Thinking about it though, not much has changed since then so what’s our excuse going to be now!

Happy birthday to you, my dear friend!
Happy birthday to a teacher whose
classes are so gripping that I never
want them to end!
Everybody needs a little bit of crazy
in their life and I’m blessed to have
that in you, bestie! 😜

You are my ray of sunshine and
source of endless happiness! 
 
If you look good on any ordinary
day, I can’t even imagine how
amazing you’ll look in your
birthday suit today!

Happy birthday to you, you
gorgeous human!
There are lots of things in life that
naturally get better with age, and
you’re one of them!

Much like a fine wine, you just
seem to improve over the years!

Here’s to you and many more
years of becoming more delicious!
Happy birthday!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy souls like ours would meet! Happy birthday, my dear soulmate and husband!
Happy birthday to my lovely boyfriend, the only person I could survive a long-distance relationship with. In fact, a little break from you sometimes sounds pretty nice!
Happy birthday to my closest with the mostest! I mean, just having me as a best friend your entire life is everything you could possibly need!

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