Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my lover girl!

To me, you are so much more
Than simply just my lover
You’re the one whose company
I enjoy more than any other!
I hope our friendship grows old with us
I'm going to spoil you loads today, girlfriend
Happy birthday to a teacher whose
classes are so gripping that I never
want them to end!
The candles cost more than the cake
Birthday wishes and big kisses for my crush
Getting older doesn’t necessarily
mean that you’re growing up…
You’re still the same kid I’ve always
known and loved, little brother! 

Happy birthday!
You're almost the whole package, boyfriend
You're more handsome than ever, little bro
It’s no secret that you’re getting older but
since a marriage is all about trust, we’ll
just keep your true age to ourselves!

Happy birthday, hubby!
My beautiful wife, I vowed to always
stand beside  you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!

Happy birthday to you, my love!
May your birthday be a hoot, sweetie
A cheeky cousin and a true sister
Happy birthday to the best brother!

Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!

I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
Some things will never change, bestie
Your lessons are the least boring
Whereas most people tend to get wiser with age, you simply just get older!

Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!

I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, big bro!

You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
Happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend!

Your birthday is pretty much the only one that I can actually remember by heart, mainly because I know my life wouldn’t be worth living if I were to ever forget it!

I just know how very important your birthday is to you!

I hope you have the absolute best celebrations today, my love!
I’m not late in wishing you a happy
birthday, in fact, I purposely delayed
wishing you well in order to prolong
your birthday celebrations!

Happy birthday week, my friend!
I was going to buy you some beauty
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!

It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!

Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
Happy birthday to my ageing
But still handsome husband!

No matter how old or gray,
Or however bald you become
I will always love you
Until the end of time!
Happy birthday to the world’s luckiest brother! If you’re wondering why you’re so lucky, it’s obviously because you have a super fab sister like me!
It truly is great having a best bud like you.

When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!

Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!

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