Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

You might be thinking that I forgot your special day and that’s why I didn’t wish you a happy birthday...

Well, if that’s the case, you’d be right on the money because that’s exactly what happened! Sorry! I hope you had a really great day nonetheless!
I’m happy you were born
You’re ageing like a fine wine, husband
Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend!
Luckily for you, I like older men!

I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
The cracks are finally starting to show, sis
Dashing good looks don’t last forever
Some friends come and go
But in you, I always know
Like glue, you’ll stick around
A true friendship we have found!

Happy birthday, bestie!
These wishes are short and sweet like me
You’re really lovely now, sis
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!

We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the world’s best wife, from the world’s most wonderful husband! Together, we truly make a dream team, my love!
There are some gifts money can't buy
Wishing you an insanely good birthday, my friend
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!

Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
The woman who made my life whole
We make a dream team, my love
As the birthday queen, I require all of the attention to be on me today!
Happy birthday to my best bud!

On your special day this year, may
all of your wildest dreams come true!
On second thoughts, maybe not
your wildest ones… 😜
For a man of few words, I also have
a birthday wish that has few words!

Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, my friend!

On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here!
That takes strength!

All the very best to you today!
Many congratulations to you on
this very special birthday of yours!

Of course, we all know that the big
birthdays are every decade or so,
but the truth is that when you get
to your age every year is special
and cause for celebration!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my man!

It makes me smile when I think back to when
we started dating. We were just two crazy kids
in love. We might be a bit older now, but I’m
glad that some things never change!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
If you weren’t my cousin
You would be my sibling
As you truly are my sister 
Just from another mister!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Happy birthday, dear brother!

I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!

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