My beautiful wife, I vowed to always stand beside you and support you, and that will never change. I’ll even love you when you become old and gray, which lets face it, probably isn’t too far away!
Sure, there were times growing up together when I might have wished that you were adopted or my brother from another mother but in the end, I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!
I could definitely have done a lot worse and really there’s nobody else I’d rather have grown up with, bro!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!
I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!
Your birthday is pretty much the only one that I can actually remember by heart, mainly because I know my life wouldn’t be worth living if I were to ever forget it!
I just know how very important your birthday is to you!
I hope you have the absolute best celebrations today, my love!
I was going to buy you some beauty products for your birthday this year, girlfriend, but I quickly realised that not even the most expensive beauty product could make you any more beautiful than you already are!
It would just be a waste of money and an exercise in futility! You are gorgeous just the way you are!
Wishing you a stunning birthday from your smooth-talking boyfriend!