Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend! Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old! But in all truth, you do seem to be getting more and more handsome with age! So actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here! That takes strength!
Many congratulations to you on this very special birthday of yours!
Of course, we all know that the big birthdays are every decade or so, but the truth is that when you get to your age every year is special and cause for celebration!
It makes me smile when I think back to when we started dating. We were just two crazy kids in love. We might be a bit older now, but I’m glad that some things never change!
I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!